"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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my ass is fat

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ok i feel awdward asking this. ok im in pretty good shape and im not fat or anything. but ill stand in front of the mirror and think, my ass is fat, not big, its tiny, but its fat. what can i do to turn it into muscle quickly. please dont say run. lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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blong1068

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Squats and lunges will add muscle back there. But the only way to lose the fat is to run.
 

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LMAO
 

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hey its not like its all fat, theres muscle there it just has a layer of protction. and you cant tell its not big its fat. its like in duce biggalo, its not small its skinny. lol
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Pulsar

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Originally posted by mr sexy
hey its not like its all fat, theres muscle there it just has a layer of protction. and you cant tell its not big its fat. its like in duce biggalo, its not small its skinny. lol
bwahahahah :D
 

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Originally posted by mr sexy
ok i feel awdward asking this. ok im in pretty good shape and im not fat or anything. but ill stand in front of the mirror and think, my ass is fat, not big, its tiny, but its fat. what can i do to turn it into muscle quickly. please dont say run. lol
Are you sure that you are a man and not a woman?
 

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My advice to you would be to get on your bike and start doing some pedalling man. Gradually building up the miles as the weeks pass.
Better than running, don't you think?
Easier on the knees too.
 

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This is too freakin funny. Deadlifts work...
 
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