"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My 2 VERY AFC friends...

toddC

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Okay, well my 2 friends (they are twins) are complete AFC. Girls B*tch them EVERYDAY! They are the typical nice guy. If a girl was to call them and ask them to get them from across town they would do so no problem.

Now, myself is the kind of guy who isn't the nice guy but isn't the jerk (i'm in between). However I only seem to be pulling girls once or twice before we just don't hook up anymore where as this set of twins just holds on to girls for a LONG time.

Just 2 weeks ago both of them met a girl and haev been b*tched by these 2 girls for 2 straight weeks yet the girls just stick around and suprisingly don't look bored at all...wtf is up with this!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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DJ4Real

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Originally posted by toddC
Okay, well my 2 friends (they are twins) are complete AFC. Girls B*tch them EVERYDAY! They are the typical nice guy. If a girl was to call them and ask them to get them from across town they would do so no problem.

Now, myself is the kind of guy who isn't the nice guy but isn't the jerk (i'm in between). However I only seem to be pulling girls once or twice before we just don't hook up anymore where as this set of twins just holds on to girls for a LONG time.

Just 2 weeks ago both of them met a girl and haev been b*tched by these 2 girls for 2 straight weeks yet the girls just stick around and suprisingly don't look bored at all...wtf is up with this!!
The girls are using the twins as b!tch posts. They don't feel "attracted" to the twins, no man.
 

The Master Disaster

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Originally posted by toddC
Okay, well my 2 friends (they are twins) are complete AFC. Girls B*tch them EVERYDAY! They are the typical nice guy. If a girl was to call them and ask them to get them from across town they would do so no problem.

Now, myself is the kind of guy who isn't the nice guy but isn't the jerk (i'm in between). However I only seem to be pulling girls once or twice before we just don't hook up anymore where as this set of twins just holds on to girls for a LONG time.

Just 2 weeks ago both of them met a girl and haev been b*tched by these 2 girls for 2 straight weeks yet the girls just stick around and suprisingly don't look bored at all...wtf is up with this!!
I have AFC friends to sometimes i just wanna put my hand infront of there mouth and talk for them. "Of course i'll do anything you ask."

Then they try to give you when advice. I'm just like shut up queer.
 
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