"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Muscle Milk Vs. Protein?

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Sup All,

Was wondering what the difference is, if there is any (between Muscle Milk, and Whey Protein?

Got back in the gym about month and a half ago... and been on protein alone. Just ran out of it, and was wondering if I should give Muscle Milk a go.

Any1 that uses it, or knows whats up with it... please give us a breakdown of what its all about. Also what the difference is compared to reg. Protein Powder (whey).

Much appreciated...

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hmm!?

Seems to be a joke from that perspective. Def. go whey!
But... isn't MM supposed to be more than just a super loaded protein?

Thought it was supposed to act as more. Supporting the creation of creatine, acting as mothers milk for muscle/bone growth, etc etc etc.

Is it really just a loaded protein, nothing more special to it?
 
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