pooparu
Senior Don Juan
LMAO do they?
"OMG he has 25.5 GB of space left, he must have a small ****! Next!"
"OMG he has 25.5 GB of space left, he must have a small ****! Next!"
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MTV Dating show
- Thread starter Rocko
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Lol!pooparu said:LMAO do they?
"OMG he has 25.5 GB of space left, he must have a small ****! Next!"
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"PenisEnlargementPillsForYou"
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-AudiTy =o
It's all hollywood, phoney-baloney, bullshyt.i am me said:its not scripted......and its called Parental Control if u wanna watch it again...i like watchin Next sometimes cus it can be pretty funny
A local girl who was on Parental Control called into a local radio show about her episode.
She said they used actors to portray her parents and her boyfriend.
Also, her real parents only disliked her real boyfriend because he has tattoos. But they made it out like he was some a**hole who mistreated her.
Does anyone remember the MTV show "Wanna come in?". That was actually a very good show. They match two AFCs with two PUAs and the AFCs go on hot dates while the PUA is telling the Loser what to do via headphone. I wished they still had that show on MTV.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
BRO! I was just thinkin about that show tha otha day but i couldnt put a name to it. good lookin out man :rockon:ChrizZ said:Does anyone remember the MTV show "Wanna come in?". That was actually a very good show. They match two AFCs with two PUAs and the AFCs go on hot dates while the PUA is telling the Loser what to do via headphone. I wished they still had that show on MTV.
I saw that a while ago. Those 2 were seriously AFCs tho, like, it was embarrassing. The 'Gurus' told the dudes to bring flowers and take them on a posh restaurant to impress them. I'd like to have seen what Mystery and Sinn could have done with them ^^,LA_Chico said:BRO! I was just thinkin about that show tha otha day but i couldnt put a name to it. good lookin out man :rockon:
-AudiTy =o