"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She sent me a file with her essay asking me to look trhough it to find errors. I said "no, i don't really think I should press 'accept file'" and she said "well, you can do it" so I said "ok". I pressed the button and when the file was 90% on my disc, she pushed "Abort"-button and said "No, you don't have to look at it" Was this a test?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Should've just said 'hey babe, I ain't got time to do your homework, I'm busy right now, bbl'
 

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Not to hijack your topic or anything, but I sent an essay I had just finished writing to a girl i am interested in. She read it and was impressed. She said I am a really good writer.
Is this something I should have done, or was it a bad move?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No, Im not a nerd. I guess it was a good idea.

Also, where did that thread go that said something to the effect of "IT ISN'T A TEST!"?
 

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what the hell is this
 
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