"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mr. Funny man

Perfect10

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I'm looking into learning some comedy/improv/tomfoolery because I want some CPR done on my d*ck. I think it comes by training, learning and the worst part... watching endless hours of it in Youtube. Sounds familiar.

I think though that funniness is something one can train and become more. People are attracted to funny, and sometimes you can even count women as people. Other reasons are just for my own sake, it's a trait that's rare like a diamond and you'll save as much by knowing how to use it.

If someone can give advice on the subject, I would be most delighted!:flowers:

Love and war

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Desdinova

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All I do is look for opportunities in conversation to make fun of things. I'm not talking about being an a55hole, but looking for mistakes in proper sentence structure, sexual innuendo, and people's imperfections in conversation. I also enjoy making fun of myself. I'll play the parts of being sad and angry at inappropriate times, and even play Mr. Testosterone or Mr. Sensitive just to make things more interesting and funny.

I'm almost always a character in the movie of life.
 

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I get you Desdinova and I do the same way as you. Sometimes I'm the funniest guy ever then sometimes it doesn't go through to the people. I just want to improve this part of my life :) I know you understand me
 

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A sharp sense of wit comes from intelligence and wisdom. Anyone can crack a silly joke here and there and the average joe will "get it'.

However if you really want to be funny, educate yourself and spend time with other intelligent jokesters. The opportunities to make people laugh are endless.
 
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