"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mr. Darwin, this is your finest hour

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Centaurion

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God damn it man. The gene pool needs some serious cleaning.

It would be fvcking sweet if they removed all the stupid safety warnings on common things. That way natural selection would take care of the rest, and we would have a nice clean gene pool.

Social darwinism rocks!!
 

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

10 years in prison! Nice!!! :rockon:
-Hell, at least he won't have hair there for all the other buddies he'll have
 
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