"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mr. Darwin, this is your finest hour

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Centaurion

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God damn it man. The gene pool needs some serious cleaning.

It would be fvcking sweet if they removed all the stupid safety warnings on common things. That way natural selection would take care of the rest, and we would have a nice clean gene pool.

Social darwinism rocks!!
 

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

10 years in prison! Nice!!! :rockon:
-Hell, at least he won't have hair there for all the other buddies he'll have
 
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