Moving In With Hot Russian Girl in NYC?

[Zarky]

BN is a romantic at heart, as are most men frankly. But not I. This whole situation would have creeped me out long ago.

 

[bigneil]

Day 4. Today was the two week anniversary of the day we met. I came home to find her in my bed again, dressed in a hot red orange body suit and looking like a Robert Palmer girl. I had a new TV, Bluray and her favorite movie with me. Made dinner and we watched the picture. Booted her early as she moves in full time in 2 days. I didn't try anything and at this point am going to just wait her out. She kept saying how happy she was so I'm happy.

I'm happy living here. It beats living in a $175/night hotel, or with a 51year old man or random NY roommates.

 

[bigneil]

could be made up for attention

That is the greatest compliment I've ever received on SS.

But as Alex Jones would say: you can't make this stuff up, folks. I do realize the actual risks I'm taking, my going undercover to report on the nefarious inner workings of an actual foreign slvt in her natural habitat. They kill spies over there. But she practically does look like a Bond girl.

 

[cordoncordon]

That is the greatest compliment I've ever received on SS.

But as Alex Jones would say: you can't make this stuff up, folks. I do realize the actual risks I'm taking, my going undercover to report on the nefarious inner workings of an actual foreign slvt in her natural habitat. They kill spies over there. But she practically does look like a Bond girl.

Wait that's her? You are going through all this? For THAT???


She is what....a 5? If that? I am seriously coming to the conclusion that most people in this world are complete crazy people. I wouldn't even go on a date with a girl like that, let alone move in with her.

BN? This proves to me that you have more than a few screws loose. I knew it after the first stripper episode, but this confirms it. Also, get a better taste in women. Your standards are way too low.

 

[Chamber36]

I live in Amsterdam and I bet I could get a hot Bulgarian or Romanian chick to move in with me, pay me rent and I could probably bone her as well....

I suppose Bigneil's got a catch with the apartment.

 

[VladPatton]

I live in Amsterdam and I bet I could get a hot Bulgarian or Romanian chick to move in with me, pay me rent and I could probably bone her as well....

I suppose Bigneil's got a catch with the apartment.

All you gotta do in return is marry 'em for papers.

 

[bigneil]

Wait that's her? You are going through all this? For THAT???

She is what....a 5? If that? I am seriously coming to the conclusion that most people in this world are complete crazy people. I wouldn't even go on a date with a girl like that, let alone move in with her.

BN? This proves to me that you have more than a few screws loose. I knew it after the first stripper episode, but this confirms it. Also, get a better taste in women. Your standards are way too low.

Has CordonCordon admitted she is a woman yet?

Who else would protest a man saving $125 per night by living with a (yes) hot girl. I doubt any man would say this girl is a 5 or lower. And what is "all this" I've put up with? Finding a new girl sleeping in my bed? Saving $1000 the first week?

PS - The stripper just texted to invite me over to her new house this weekend. We'll be celebrating 18 months of sex. Yeah, I must have gone mad.

 

[cordoncordon]

Has CordonCordon admitted she is a woman yet?

Who else would protest a man saving $125 per night by living with a (yes) hot girl. I doubt any man would say this girl is a 5 or lower. And what is "all this" I've put up with? Finding a new girl sleeping in my bed? Saving $1000 the first week?

PS - The stripper just texted to invite me over to her new house this weekend. We'll be celebrating 18 months of sex. Yeah, I must have gone mad.

You are more delusional than even I thought if you think that girl is hot in any way, shape, or form.

You seem fixated on the $125 a night. Good luck with that money when you wake up with a knife in your back.

Your other stripper friend isn't much better looking. Remember, I've seen her. A 6 at best, and that was 2 years ago.

 

[cordoncordon]

That russian is a 4.

She reminds me of a less attractive version of Lucille Ball. Not that LB was even attractive.

And her name is...........Helga.











Helga.....
























Helga.

 

[visions]

Wait that's her? You are going through all this? For THAT???


She is what....a 5? If that? I am seriously coming to the conclusion that most people in this world are complete crazy people. I wouldn't even go on a date with a girl like that, let alone move in with her.

BN? This proves to me that you have more than a few screws loose. I knew it after the first stripper episode, but this confirms it. Also, get a better taste in women. Your standards are way too low.

no need for insults

 

[bigneil]

Step 1) Say the person has no chance with her.
Step 2) Say she's crazy and he's better off single.
Step 3) Say she isn't that hot anyway.

PS - Her name isn't really Helga. That was a decoy for the members with OCD.

For those saying she's a 5 (as if one photo could determine that), if you are willing to bet $50 I'll post her on Hot Or Not or any site that rates women. She'd score about 8+.

Seriously though, what could be more useless than someone saying they don't think someone you are attracted to is that hot? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and God knows women trade up.

PS- The stripper photo was 1 year ago not 2, Hot or Not rated her 8.8 and the forum rated her in the 7-8 range. Also, Cordon rated me a 6 so she's a good match for me.

 

[BeDJ]

She is a 5. If she is helping you out and you don't have any other options, that will do. She is a 6 at best, definitely not 'hot.'

 

[buzzin_frog]

dont fvck the bpd cvnt

Once again Dr. Flush makes a wrong medical diagnosis.

There is nothing about this woman that shows she has BPD.

She is showing more signs of HPD behavior.

But she practically does look like a Bond girl.

"A Bond Girl" you say? She looks more like Mr. Bean to me :crackup:

This is the Hot Russian you speak of? lol...There is nothing hot about/on that woman. Cordoncordon was being very generous with his rating.

I know guys exaggerate what they think a hot girl is....but this is ridiculous!!

She is a 4 at best on a good day.

I've always wondered what these "hot girls" look like that these guys speak of...know I know lol.

You would be better off staying with the man instead of an ugly chick with a mental problem!!

Cheap room and board does come at a cost though....when you're dealing with someone not all there.

She reminds me of a less attractive version of Lucille Ball. Not that LB was even attractive.

naw...Lucy looked better than that!!

 

[buzzin_frog]

I said it as a catchall because not everyone here knows of HPD...jerkoff.

well you shouldn't do that....when you don't know what it is....you don't know the signs!!

Her behavior is not clearly HPD.

yes it is...there are zero BPD signs with this woman....what would you call it then? it sure as hell ain't no BPD

I havent seen any attention seeking at all..

you should read this thread again so you can see the attention seeking.

BPD...she isn't having sex with him ....she isn't trying to get him in a relationship.

not BPD behavior

HPD....showing off...teasing him....seeking attention.....etc..

What the hell do you call walking around the place naked? is that not attention seeking?.....dressed up on his bed telling him to "take her"...jumping on his bed like a 5 year old.....then telling him no sex until she is married...etc BPD's dont do that!!

C'mon man....get with it!!

Learn and know your stuff before you make false claims that you don't know!!

Anal retentive, much? Another male Cluster B getting all defensive...

you're the one getting defensive dude....i'm making a statement!! you gave the wrong answers!!

stop tagging chicks with disorders when you clearly can't distinguish between the two!!

 

[bigneil]

That's just a bad photo of her. It only rated 5.5 on Hot Or Not.

I just put a better photo that rated 8.6. People can PM me if they don't believe me but I don't like to post photos people can recognize. It was intentionally one you couldn't identify her by. I probably already have the mob after me in two states as it is.

 

[bigneil]

I'm the most insecure member to have bedded 7 women in 28 months. So what if I joined the forum because my penis was too big?

Today I came home for lunch to find a man in the apartment. He said he was her friend and was there to take delivery of her furniture. She currently lives in another apartment so I had the place to myself for the first week.

Anyhow I said "wait, youre name is Mike as in Michael as in her new husband?"
"Yes, I was just doing her a favor." I told him I'll always take his side.

 

[bigneil]

Nothing ever made me miss the stripper like the 2 Russian women I dated since we met. It only goes to show, women suck internationally.

 

[bigneil]

Day 10 - I came back from Texas to find out that we have a new roommate already.

A 5'10" Blonde, Russian 23 year old female stripper roommate - and my roommate's best friend (they are both bisexual).

She is absolutely, stunningly, beautiful. If this one proposes marriage I will probably say yes. She was in bed when I got there (there is no bedroom door as her bed is in the living room), but seemed ready for me as she hopped out with her skin-tight short-shorts, butt cheeks squeezing out and legs that went forever. She told me her name in her heavy accent and shook my hand, and said she heard I was a good cook. Oh and that we will be sharing a room. I said I have no objections.

I will have photos shortly.

 

[bigneil]

Day 11 - When I got home the new roommate (who I will call Chrissy) was there and then the first one (who I will call Janet) came home. Janet started yelling about my not having taken my shoes off, so I snuck out for a beer.

Soon after Janet started texting "I'm sorry, did I scare you off?" and then she texted that she loved me, and that she missed me and for me to please come home, so I did. In person she told me she loved me again, so I think she is marking her territory. Both girls are married, but I've always dreamt of sleeping with 2 married women at the same time.

Anyhow I made a short video of them and we all watched a movie and I crashed in Chrissy's bed (now in my room) but got a terrible nights sleep (no box spring). They slept together in Janet's bed.

 

[bigneil]

Day 12 - Ordered a box spring. Chrissy said she'd be leaving at 2PM so I had a late lunch, but I came home at 2:05 I found her still there, all dolled-up and doing exercises, spread out on the floor with her butt facing me as I walked in. Again she was in short-shorts. Again she was wearing a tank top that couldn't hide her erect nipples from showing. We've only lived together for 24 hours.

She then got dressed (finally) and we left together at 2:30, and walked for some time before parting ways. She's 8 inches taller than the other one, and prettier, and seems to like me, but it's dangerous as the other one is getting jealous already. Plus I don't know for sure this one won't just sound the alarm to her friend if I make a move. I could get bounced.

I'm having dinner with Janet tonight and Chrissy is supposed to wake me for work at 5am when she gets home.