"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Movies where protagonist dies?

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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elysium.....matt damon's character dies.
 

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Technically RoboCop.

Terminator (first one) if you think Kyle or the T-100 count as protagonists.
 

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I am Legend - although there was a director's cut ending where everybody lived.

In the original script for Natural Born Killers, both Mickey and Mallory die at the end, killed by the Owen guy who helps them escape prison. They left the foreshadowing scenes in the movie though.

Bruce Willis dies at the end of Armageddon. Tom Cruise dies at the end of Oblivion. Arnie dies at the end of Christine.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bradd80 said:
Scarface (tony montana dies, but not without a fight fvck yeah)

American beauty (just when Kevin spacey basically tell everyone to go fvck themselves and starts to enjoy life on his terms, he's shot in the head)

psycho (that chick when she dies in the shower scene)

the decaprio in both titanic and the departed

gran torino (eastwood dies at the end so his neighborhood can live in peace)

saving private ryan (tom hanks dies after giving private ryan a bit of advice)

300 (all the Greek soldiers die)

black swan

million dollar baby

Alien 3

Gladiator (the general/gladiator maximus - played by Russell crowe - is stabbed to death by the emperor)

the matrix (at the end of the third movie, neo sacrifices himself to save humanity)

V for Vendetta

Cool Hand Luke ("What we've got here, is a failure to communicate")

blair witch project (all 3 kids die at the end in the building)

the shining (jack freezes to death while trying to hunt down his son)

reservoir dogs (everyone dies in the end)

sixth sense

the boy in the striped pyjamas

the others (the mother smothered her kids with a pillow and shot herself in the head with a rifle)

OP, there's actually quite a few
I guess I shouldve mentioned Im looking only for dramas. Nevertheless thanks for the list as I see many I should watch.
Its interesting how almost all movies where the main character dies are pretty highly rated. Maybe thats the secret to a good movie? I think this is why Shakespeare's tragedys are also so popular. They should definetly make more like these.
 

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Lots of of crime movies do, Godfather 1,2, Road to Perdition, The Professional off the top of my head.
 

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planet of the apes 2, the main character activated the nuclear bomb and killed everyone
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I am Legend - although there was a director's cut ending where everybody lived.

In the original script for Natural Born Killers, both Mickey and Mallory die at the end, killed by the Owen guy who helps them escape prison. They left the foreshadowing scenes in the movie though.

Bruce Willis dies at the end of Armageddon. Tom Cruise dies at the end of Oblivion. Arnie dies at the end of Christine.

technically tom cruise didn't die in oblivion, cause he was a clone, and his other clone came back
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If you want to watch some seriously f'd up movies, that don't follow the traditional Hollywood "happy ending" check out some of the Korean thrillers / horror movies on Netflix.

Off the top of my head..

Chaser
I Saw The devil
Bedeviled

There's also plenty of indies on netflix that don't follow normal hollywood structure, but you've got to wade through a lot of crap to find them.
 

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Hmmm, imagine that.....every movie with a guy that portrays masculinity, he ends up dead.

Movie ain't reality, gents.
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
check out some of the Korean thrillers / horror movies on Netflix.
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Will check those out, loved "Oldboy" 2003 version.
 
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