"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MOVIES... do you guys know any cool dj movie's

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Yo Master Bates,


The Count of Monte Cristo is a GREAT movie!!!! Not to mention the main point of the story as it is etched on the prison wall at the end, but for just more basic reasons too.

I can't recall a movie that actually showed the transformation of a perpetual "nice guy" into a vengeful "bad guy(?), then ULTIMATELY into the benevolent, masculine man who can TAKE CARE OF HIS BIZNIS' with the kind of cinematic flair that this one had. lol

Jim Caviezel is the MAN.

Great choice!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Scent of a woman, Swingers, Easy Rider, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, hitch:rockon: , Shaft, The Lethal Weapon:rockon: , The Lord of the Rings:rockon: , The Tao of Steve, Rodger Dodger, The Apartment, TOMBSTONE, Back to the Future:rockon: , Pirates of the Caribbean:rockon: , The Wolf, The Count of Monte Cristo:rockon:



ok the ones with the smiley rock on... i alreadly watched... i hope i didnt miss anything...just keep em comming ill probably watch all this in one week...


oh how about scare face... is that a dj movie...?
 

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The Land Before Time
 

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wtf... lol are you serious... land before time:rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wtf... lol are you serious... land before time:rockon:
Yea, its the dinosaur movie....just watch the T-rex's character...he takes what he wants WHEN he wants it. ex) he went and ate little foot's mom...he screwed his mom over!
 

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Hydroblunt... NO BODY IN THAT MOVIE IS A DJ... I SAW THE MOVIE... They all work at bestbuy... for a long time... they all stay mediocre
You're nutz, Ronnie Malcko (Jay) is a total DJ character. It's based on his real life persona. Whole move is ad libbed.
 

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Gone With The Wind. Rhett Butler is a big ole pimp.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i havent seen that movie in a while.. but from what i can remember... its not a dj movie... who knows you could be right
 

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Sgt Bilko. Not the recent movie travesty, the original Phil Silvers. Now that's a DJ.
 

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The Big Lebowski.
Teaches a few imporant lessons like not to take life too seriously, that rugs are a very useful piece of furniture and that german techno pop nihilists are usually not to be trusted.
 

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Be Cool :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Panda 2000 said:
The Big Lebowski.
Teaches a few imporant lessons like not to take life too seriously, that rugs are a very useful piece of furniture and that german techno pop nihilists are usually not to be trusted.
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. ..
 

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IM confuse... i can you guys put the title in between this {} so i know its a movie
 

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shallow hal is not a dj movie he married a fatty
 

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Finding Nemo
 

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Finding NeMo i guess in the sense that its entertaining
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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