"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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MOVIES... do you guys know any cool dj movie's

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Yo Master Bates,


The Count of Monte Cristo is a GREAT movie!!!! Not to mention the main point of the story as it is etched on the prison wall at the end, but for just more basic reasons too.

I can't recall a movie that actually showed the transformation of a perpetual "nice guy" into a vengeful "bad guy(?), then ULTIMATELY into the benevolent, masculine man who can TAKE CARE OF HIS BIZNIS' with the kind of cinematic flair that this one had. lol

Jim Caviezel is the MAN.

Great choice!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Scent of a woman, Swingers, Easy Rider, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, hitch:rockon: , Shaft, The Lethal Weapon:rockon: , The Lord of the Rings:rockon: , The Tao of Steve, Rodger Dodger, The Apartment, TOMBSTONE, Back to the Future:rockon: , Pirates of the Caribbean:rockon: , The Wolf, The Count of Monte Cristo:rockon:



ok the ones with the smiley rock on... i alreadly watched... i hope i didnt miss anything...just keep em comming ill probably watch all this in one week...


oh how about scare face... is that a dj movie...?
 

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The Land Before Time
 

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wtf... lol are you serious... land before time:rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wtf... lol are you serious... land before time:rockon:
Yea, its the dinosaur movie....just watch the T-rex's character...he takes what he wants WHEN he wants it. ex) he went and ate little foot's mom...he screwed his mom over!
 

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Hydroblunt... NO BODY IN THAT MOVIE IS A DJ... I SAW THE MOVIE... They all work at bestbuy... for a long time... they all stay mediocre
You're nutz, Ronnie Malcko (Jay) is a total DJ character. It's based on his real life persona. Whole move is ad libbed.
 

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Gone With The Wind. Rhett Butler is a big ole pimp.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i havent seen that movie in a while.. but from what i can remember... its not a dj movie... who knows you could be right
 

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Sgt Bilko. Not the recent movie travesty, the original Phil Silvers. Now that's a DJ.
 

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The Big Lebowski.
Teaches a few imporant lessons like not to take life too seriously, that rugs are a very useful piece of furniture and that german techno pop nihilists are usually not to be trusted.
 

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Be Cool :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Panda 2000 said:
The Big Lebowski.
Teaches a few imporant lessons like not to take life too seriously, that rugs are a very useful piece of furniture and that german techno pop nihilists are usually not to be trusted.
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. ..
 

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IM confuse... i can you guys put the title in between this {} so i know its a movie
 

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shallow hal is not a dj movie he married a fatty
 

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Finding Nemo
 

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Finding NeMo i guess in the sense that its entertaining
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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