"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Movie Theater Handjob - how to escalate

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to make it short:

a girl (HB9, virgin) i recently started hanging out with invited me to see a movie with her.
during the 2nd half of the movie, she started feeling my junk (outside my pants).
so as i start to get hard, i take her hand off and throw it back to her side (i was trying to watch the movie, dammit).
a few mins later, she starts doing it again, and I call her a pervert. She persists.

now, I never took Mr. Johnson out during the movie.
For the whole 2nd part of the movie, she kept her hand rested on my ****, which was obviously hard.

after the movie she's like "you're only this small?" indicating with finger gestures.
i'm sure she was just teasing/negging me because she's a virgin and doesn't know what small/big is (i would think)... and also because...

She recently called me and asked me out to see another movie... alone...
If she does this **** again... what should I do? My goal is to actually have her unzip me this time and let her do the rest.

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I saw another movie with her.
She was feeling my junk again.
I told her it felt good, and she kept doing it.
At one point, it started to hurt... She was almost pinching it lol

While she was touching me, I started running my finger up and down her thigh near her knee area. She seemed to like it.

I wanted to take it out, but there were ppl sitting beside me this time, so I took her hand and tried to put it in my pants, but I was hesitant and she gave me a funny look.
Regardlesss, she still felt my junk outside my pants.

Next time, I'm gonna try returning the favor and play with her **** and actually try to finger her.
How do you think I should go about doing this?
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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kidkurious said:
to make it short:

a girl (HB9, virgin) i recently started hanging out with invited me to see a movie with her.
during the 2nd half of the movie, she started feeling my junk (outside my pants).
so as i start to get hard, i take her hand off and throw it back to her side (i was trying to watch the movie, dammit).
a few mins later, she starts doing it again, and I call her a pervert. She persists.

now, I never took Mr. Johnson out during the movie.
For the whole 2nd part of the movie, she kept her hand rested on my ****, which was obviously hard.

after the movie she's like "you're only this small?" indicating with finger gestures.
i'm sure she was just teasing/negging me because she's a virgin and doesn't know what small/big is (i would think)... and also because...

She recently called me and asked me out to see another movie... alone...
If she does this **** again... what should I do? My goal is to actually have her unzip me this time and let her do the rest.
Are you fvcking serious? lol all you have to do is not stop her!!!! Good luck ;)
 

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Cut a hole at the bottom of the popcorn container and stick ur jonson thru
 

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SayWord? said:
Cut a hole at the bottom of the popcorn container and stick ur jonson thru
ROFL

Wow please dont get handjobs in movietheater, i really dont want to sit on *** when i go see a movie.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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kidkurious said:
during the 2nd half of the movie, she started feeling my junk (outside my pants).
so as i start to get hard, i take her hand off and throw it back to her side (i was trying to watch the movie, dammit).
Ever hear the term c0ckblocking? because you just c0ckblocked yourself.

This was supposed to be a date. In a date your main objective is to increase her interest in you, however you wanted to WATCH A MOVIE!!?? ummm you can always watch that movie when your girl is not there.

If a girl is feeling your junk, you let her know how good it feels. Put your hand on her leg near her knee and rub it a bit (it should calm her down and excite her). If she still did not take the intiative to take your c0ck out of your pants, then whisper in her ear in a confident manner "take it out".
 

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make sure the popcorn has plenty of butter on it.
 

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It's a public movie theater, get some class seriously and not do these sort of things.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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DJDamage said:
If a girl is feeling your junk, you let her know how good it feels. Put your hand on her leg near her knee and rub it a bit (it should calm her down and excite her). If she still did not take the intiative to take your c0ck out of your pants, then whisper in her ear in a confident manner "take it out".
I really like this one... i'll try it out next time and let u guys know how it worked out :)
 

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ExcelNPrevail said:
Wait...What movie was this? If it stops you from letting a girl j**k you off then shhhhii i want to know.
indiana jones lol

she actually invited me to see sex and the city next hahaha
 

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damn bro... are you gay or something? she's wants to jack u off and you're pullin her hand away? maybe you would feel better if its a guy doing it right?... i dont know what to tell you besides that youre a loser!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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you're a god damn idiot. this is the dumbest thread i've ever read in my entire life. a girl was feeling your junk and you threw her hand off and you're wondering what you did wrong. god you fvckin idiot
 

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1. cut a hole in the box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

and that's the way you do it
 

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day 2

I saw another movie with her.
She was feeling my junk again.
I told her it felt good, and she kept doing it.
Today, she did it more aggressively than last time.
At one point, it started to hurt... She was almost pinching it lol

While she was touching me, I started running my finger up and down her thigh near her knee area. She seemed to like it.

I wanted to take it out, but there were ppl sitting beside me this time, so I took her hand and tried to put it in my pants, but I was hesitant and she gave me a funny look.
Regardlesss, she still felt my junk outside my pants throughout the whole movie.

Next time, I'm gonna try returning the favor and play with her **** and actually try to finger her - i'm afraid her moaning will get us kicked out though.
How do you think I should go about doing this?
 

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kidkurious said:
I saw another movie with her.
She was feeling my junk again.
I told her it felt good, and she kept doing it.
Today, she did it more aggressively than last time.
At one point, it started to hurt... She was almost pinching it lol

While she was touching me, I started running my finger up and down her thigh near her knee area. She seemed to like it.

I wanted to take it out, but there were ppl sitting beside me this time, so I took her hand and tried to put it in my pants, but I was hesitant and she gave me a funny look.
Regardlesss, she still felt my junk outside my pants throughout the whole movie.

Next time, I'm gonna try returning the favor and play with her **** and actually try to finger her - i'm afraid her moaning will get us kicked out though.
How do you think I should go about doing this?
Take a blanket with you on your next movie date so your J will be concealed when you finally GROW A PAIR OF NUTS AND PULL THAT S--- OUT AND MAKE HER STROKE IT RAW.

Just make sure it's a old one that you don't mind getting stained.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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