Like I said, I was going to get laid tonight. Now my concern is mouth herpes. I'm hoping this is a canker sore. We did it at about 9:30 pm, it is now 2:21 am, and I noticed it an hour ago. How do I tell if it is a canker sore or something to be worried about? What sort of tests can they do to see what it is?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mouth Herpes
- Thread starter Maeisgood
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Herpes takes a LONG time to start up. At LEAST a few days, up to 6 months.
There is no way you'd have a sore 4 hours later. It's a canker sore. Was scared about the same crap about 2 months ago.
There is no way you'd have a sore 4 hours later. It's a canker sore. Was scared about the same crap about 2 months ago.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
herpes are like chicken pox, they take a period of 12 - 14 days to come out. some people claim that they have never had an outbreak.
have you ever had a fever blister before? if so, then you already have oral herpes. one out of four people has it, nothing to be ashamed of.
have you ever had a fever blister before? if so, then you already have oral herpes. one out of four people has it, nothing to be ashamed of.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Actually you should be ashamed for making out with a s*ank with herpes that GAVE IT TO U. Or your just born with it which in that case you should blame your parents. :nono:penkitten said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i caught my herpes from a cheating boyfriend. im not ashamed due to the fact that i didnt catch them on purpose and i didnt know he was a cheating boyfriend.how was i to know that you could still catch it even when a condom was used? everyone always said condoms protected you from stds, so most people assume all stds. this one you can still catch. who knew?? i am not ashamed that one out of four people in the world have it too. it isnt like i go around passing it to other people, i would never do that. its not like its craps or some kind of gonnerhea.PeterNorthisawesome said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
well not for kissing but they do make oral condoms these days.dirtyvibe said:
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
oh god you can get this **** from kissing
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