What a piece of work!! glad I did not have a mother like this! Imagine being married to one......
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/mean_mom.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/mean_mom.html
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
She should've just asked nicely.
holy ****....
thats one mean mom.... she hit a frikkin ihgh note one time there while screaming....
but ive seen worse mothers in the world.... some that beat the **** out of you and tells u u wont amount to anything....
makes me apreciate my mum better =p
thats one mean mom.... she hit a frikkin ihgh note one time there while screaming....
but ive seen worse mothers in the world.... some that beat the **** out of you and tells u u wont amount to anything....
makes me apreciate my mum better =p
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stupid bitc* and her stupid bf/hubbys whatever
i hope the boy gave the tape to the police and his father
i bet the hor needed the 50 bucks for some meth or something before work
i hope the boy gave the tape to the police and his father
i bet the hor needed the 50 bucks for some meth or something before work
StrangeButTrue
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That's like a picture from my mom's house. I hate that *****.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
kid is on a freakin power trip and needs his head smaked in. If I run into him I would beat the living daylight out of him, and then leave him on the curb with his brains bleeding out to die a slow and painfull death. He needs to fvcking grow up.