What a piece of work!! glad I did not have a mother like this! Imagine being married to one......
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/mean_mom.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/mean_mom.html
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
She should've just asked nicely.
holy ****....
thats one mean mom.... she hit a frikkin ihgh note one time there while screaming....
but ive seen worse mothers in the world.... some that beat the **** out of you and tells u u wont amount to anything....
makes me apreciate my mum better =p
thats one mean mom.... she hit a frikkin ihgh note one time there while screaming....
but ive seen worse mothers in the world.... some that beat the **** out of you and tells u u wont amount to anything....
makes me apreciate my mum better =p
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stupid bitc* and her stupid bf/hubbys whatever
i hope the boy gave the tape to the police and his father
i bet the hor needed the 50 bucks for some meth or something before work
i hope the boy gave the tape to the police and his father
i bet the hor needed the 50 bucks for some meth or something before work
StrangeButTrue
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That's like a picture from my mom's house. I hate that *****.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
kid is on a freakin power trip and needs his head smaked in. If I run into him I would beat the living daylight out of him, and then leave him on the curb with his brains bleeding out to die a slow and painfull death. He needs to fvcking grow up.