"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mother Fvcker
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
With cattle, we call that "line-breeding." Brother and sister would be in-breeding, but line-breeding is a valid technique. The idea is that one line has just such great genes that you don't need any more genetic diversity to produce good offspring. Looking at the two of them, I'd guess their line could stand for a little genetic improvement, and thus line-breeding would not be ideal.
SeymourCake
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Jeez, I wonder who's behind this agenda?
Top kekJeez, I wonder who's behind this agenda?
The world's population is to concentrated. This guy is so beta and the women are so picky that this man has to resort to sleeping with his own mother. What's next. I want to ride to stop.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
CuddleJunkie
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I always love your posts man, but you tempt me to say poo in loo everytime, it's inevitable.Jeez, I wonder who's behind this agenda?
Back to topic. Yes, ****ing disgusting. What will we see before we die my fellow sosuavers...
SeymourCake
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