"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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most obvious come-on that wasnt missed!

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11 year plan!!! LMAO!!!

I was at some bar in Guam. Some guy comes up to me and says "My friend has been dying to meet you." I check her out and she's a cute islander maybe HB7.5. So I go up to her and extend my hand and introduce myself. She takes my hand and with her finger, scratches my palm.

I don't know about you guys, but I've always been told that this is the sign for "I wanna fukk you". I told her the hotel and room that I was staying in (right down the street) and said I'd be there in 20 minutes.

I get to my floor and she's waiting at my door with a female friend. I figured it was my lucky day, but the friend said she just wanted to watch, not participate.

The funny part was kicking them out the next day. I had an early flight. There I am somewhere between drunk and hungover at about 5am yelling at two naked girls to hurry up and get dressed and get the hell out my room so I can leave.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HandyAndy said:
did you fvck the one that wanted to watch?
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No... she layed there on the bed fingering herself. it was fun to watch her go at it, but definately sucked not being able to do them both.
 
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So Im playing ping-pong on a Friday evening when my friend calls me up and tells me to come to his house cuz he got a few girls over...

i look Disgusting and sweaty... I go to his house and 3 girls are on the couch just chillin talkin... Mine HB 8 was STARING AT ME NON STOP!...

Wen everyone became quiet she leaned over to me started suckin my ear and then whispered .... "My poosy is soo wet right now... I wanna fvck you"

I said NO DOUBT.... I take her to the room in the dark... and she takes off her pants... lays be down sits right on ma c0ck and starts ridin me like no tommrow....

Ma condom came off... and she didnt give a fvck.... and started sucking on it and I fvcked her raw...

:)

P.S Shes not a Slut... well thats what i heard...
 
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Slick101 said:
So Im playing ping-pong on a Friday evening when my friend calls me up and tells me to come to his house cuz he got a few girls over...

i look Disgusting and sweaty... I go to his house and 3 girls are on the couch just chillin talkin... Mine HB 8 was STARING AT ME NON STOP!...

Wen everyone became quiet she leaned over to me started suckin my ear and then whispered .... "My poosy is soo wet right now... I wanna fvck you"

I said NO DOUBT.... I take her to the room in the dark... and she takes off her pants... lays be down sits right on ma c0ck and starts ridin me like no tommrow....

Ma condom came off... and she didnt give a fvck.... and started sucking on it and I fvcked her raw...

:)

P.S Shes not a Slut... well thats what i heard...
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:rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Chick in my frenchclass:

her: LET ME DRAW ON YOUR HAND OR ELSE IM GOING TO GRAB YOUR BALLS
me: stfu and go away


I didn't really like her.


Another one:

After dancing with this girl for an hour or 2, I decide to go grab a drink on some crapass song that they decided to play.

She ran after me and said "Ewww you're so sweaty, go take a shower and come up to my room, b17 (Not sure if that was the room #, I remembered it at the time though)"
 
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