"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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most obvious come-on that wasnt missed!

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11 year plan!!! LMAO!!!

I was at some bar in Guam. Some guy comes up to me and says "My friend has been dying to meet you." I check her out and she's a cute islander maybe HB7.5. So I go up to her and extend my hand and introduce myself. She takes my hand and with her finger, scratches my palm.

I don't know about you guys, but I've always been told that this is the sign for "I wanna fukk you". I told her the hotel and room that I was staying in (right down the street) and said I'd be there in 20 minutes.

I get to my floor and she's waiting at my door with a female friend. I figured it was my lucky day, but the friend said she just wanted to watch, not participate.

The funny part was kicking them out the next day. I had an early flight. There I am somewhere between drunk and hungover at about 5am yelling at two naked girls to hurry up and get dressed and get the hell out my room so I can leave.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HandyAndy said:
did you fvck the one that wanted to watch?
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No... she layed there on the bed fingering herself. it was fun to watch her go at it, but definately sucked not being able to do them both.
 
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So Im playing ping-pong on a Friday evening when my friend calls me up and tells me to come to his house cuz he got a few girls over...

i look Disgusting and sweaty... I go to his house and 3 girls are on the couch just chillin talkin... Mine HB 8 was STARING AT ME NON STOP!...

Wen everyone became quiet she leaned over to me started suckin my ear and then whispered .... "My poosy is soo wet right now... I wanna fvck you"

I said NO DOUBT.... I take her to the room in the dark... and she takes off her pants... lays be down sits right on ma c0ck and starts ridin me like no tommrow....

Ma condom came off... and she didnt give a fvck.... and started sucking on it and I fvcked her raw...

:)

P.S Shes not a Slut... well thats what i heard...
 
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Slick101 said:
So Im playing ping-pong on a Friday evening when my friend calls me up and tells me to come to his house cuz he got a few girls over...

i look Disgusting and sweaty... I go to his house and 3 girls are on the couch just chillin talkin... Mine HB 8 was STARING AT ME NON STOP!...

Wen everyone became quiet she leaned over to me started suckin my ear and then whispered .... "My poosy is soo wet right now... I wanna fvck you"

I said NO DOUBT.... I take her to the room in the dark... and she takes off her pants... lays be down sits right on ma c0ck and starts ridin me like no tommrow....

Ma condom came off... and she didnt give a fvck.... and started sucking on it and I fvcked her raw...

:)

P.S Shes not a Slut... well thats what i heard...
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:rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chick in my frenchclass:

her: LET ME DRAW ON YOUR HAND OR ELSE IM GOING TO GRAB YOUR BALLS
me: stfu and go away


I didn't really like her.


Another one:

After dancing with this girl for an hour or 2, I decide to go grab a drink on some crapass song that they decided to play.

She ran after me and said "Ewww you're so sweaty, go take a shower and come up to my room, b17 (Not sure if that was the room #, I remembered it at the time though)"
 
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