"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Most motivational topic EVER!!!

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Get this, the most motivational thing you'll ever read. Even more so than imagining you were going to die.

So, you're having doubts about talking, calling, asking out, or anything with any girl. So, just think for a minute, hat happens if you wait until later? Somebody else will take YOUR opportunity, no, not JUST somebody else, your brother! (Or this guy http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/TorontoTory/03_PRO.jpg)
If being rejected hurts and not trying hurts more, wouldn't this be worse??? HELL YEA IT WOULD!!!

Just take a minute and imagine that JUST happened to you. You'd die a little inside! Why? Because your lame older brother (or that guy, lol) took YOUR opportunity!

I can personally say this is effective because it ALMOST happened to me. Liz, the chick that is a sure thing for me :), was standing infront of me and my brother and he was checking her out!!! It got me thinking, what if he actually asked her out??? Thankfully for me, he doesn't have the balls to, but if he did.....

So, that's it, either kill your doubt, or watch the thing you would like get taken by some loser, because it WILL happen if you don't do anything!

If you act now and talk to her, you'll get to meet a potential (insert what you want out of a girl here) and a 100% acceptance from her booster, because if you don't try, the answer IS no!

Shapoopie out
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yes, indeed very wise words! You should always consider the consequences of NOT acting!

However, I have to say I was p!ssing myself laughing at your choice of picture here:

Shapoopie said:
(Or this guy http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/TorontoTory/03_PRO.jpg)
If being rejected hurts and not trying hurts more, wouldn't this be worse??? HELL YEA IT WOULD!!!
Who the hell is he and why did you choose him to demonstrate your point? :crackup:
 

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Jariel, I don't know who he is or anything like that. I google image searched "ugly man" (no offense intended) and because I use humor in my writing and no words could make my writing funny now cuz this just happened at church, no joke, I chose a picture. (presentation is half the battle, no joke again) I figured he was the best choice in a minute search.
 

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Mr. Mod dudecould you move this to the tips section?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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