"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Most f*cked up sh*t you ever said to a girl

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Crissco

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Your a stuck up B*tch

Use this vibrator, because thats all your good for....


Alot more but honestly dont feel like saying it because that was my past, when I was bitter, now....I calmed down and learned to accept people for who they are and enjoy every moment with that person.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She was boring like hell, so I suddenly asked:
Me: "Do you believe in God?"
She (all confused): "No..."
Me (all panicked): "Oh my god, a sinner! She will buuuuurn!"

I find that talking about God is always a good way to make them run. :D
 
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How about "Will you marry me?"

That one I don't recommend trying...
 
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ThisIsYourWakeUpCall

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ex who lied to me about being pregnant:

One day your vagina will be a dried up barren orphus where dreams go to die...
 
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