"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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well guys, talk about disrepect..

there's this chic that i have been getting all kinds of signals from for the pass couple of months and I have been working. anyways we go out and when them bar close at 2 we decide to go to a stripe club because we can still drink there. She acts like a complete bithc there, she kisses another girl, told me she's got to fcuk a black guy and runs off with some other guy to give dollars to stripers... are you kidding me! dude I wanted to kill this bithc. I fcuking left and have been a cold mother fcuker to her ever since...

she even had the nerver to tell me I've been acting wierd!

lets hear em boys!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ok........

Hey,

Raise your standards........

Quit hanging around with sluts.

cave dweller
 
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Dating strippers and prostitutes is only for professionals. Don't try this at home. Sure, have fun - I have a great time with my stripper and hooker friends (don't sleep with them thoug) - but don't expect much, if anything, in the form of emotional payback.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she's not a stripper we just went to a stripe bar, she might as well be though.... she's just a party girl
 
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Honestly no girl has every done anything disrespectful that I haven't either topped or deserved... I've been a bad boy.

Anyway I usually laugh when a girl disrespects me in some way, when you look at the big picture it, it's all really funny.
 
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Originally posted by PRMoon

Anyway I usually laugh when a girl disrespects me in some way, when you look at the big picture it, it's all really funny.
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No **** hey :D ...who that fukc are they kidding.


I'd say just keep being a cold motherfugger to her.
ans he asks why u been acting weird lol...o the nerve o' the ***** ... thats funny ****
 
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physco gf dumped me day after prom.... was cheating on me before that tho...


this all being 2 weeks after I found her notebook with my name written with hearts all over it on every single page...

plus she also bought a new outfit for everytime she saw me... i never seen her in the same article of clothing once....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm sorry but I can see no benefit in hasing over past wrongs!

Can you?
 
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What she did at the strip bar was completely disrespectful. To me this looks like a test. She wanted to see what your reaction would be if she just went nuts. Remember, women do not think like men. I would have went over to her and said, "What is wrong with you, you are being completely disrespectful to me and yourself. I am leaving now, if you'd like to come with that's fine, otherwise I'll catch you later."

Never just leave a girl somewhere no matter how pissed you are at her. Don't be disrespectful right back, you're better then that. Let her know exactly how you feel and what your intentions are before you leave.

-Al
 
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