Most boneheaded moves . . .

[40quid]

I saw the earlier thread about the best pickup stories. Now, it's come for some comic relief. What is your best story about how you were totally in with a girl, but because of your inexperience/boneheadedness/nerves, you screwed it up?

I'll go first. I was studying in a coffee shop today. This coffee shop has a small indoor area and a huge deck area (two-and-a-half floors) connected to it. This cute undergrad starts talking to me in line for coffee and I do my usual, laid-back, ****y and funny routine, and she's loving it. As we get to the head of the line, she asks me, "so how long are you staying." I respond, "for a while." She says, "so, uh, can I join you?" "Sure, whatever. I'm outside." And with that, I walk right out and sit back to where I was.

She didn't come by. I think that she was wanting me to wait for her, but not even thinking about it, I was so nonchalant that I figured, well, if she wants me enough, she'll find me.

I retrospect, I figured it wouldn't have been too desperate looking to at least wait for her to get her order and walk out together.

Whatever, I have a couple more numbers to go through before I need to find some more.

 

[squirrels]

That's not all too terrible.

 

[Eternal]

Read "Your Most Obvious Come-On Missed" by Sir_Chancealot in The Archive for more stories.

 

[Porky]

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47420

I'M A LOSER. ALL SHOULD LAUGH AND POINT AT ME.

 

[40quid]

Originally posted by squirrels
That's not all too terrible.

Of course not. I was going to start small, then get progressively worse.