Most annoying sayings/verbal cliches?

[Hair stylist]

What are your least favorite cliches or sayings that people spout out every day?

Mine are:

"I hate seeing commercials and you dont even know what theyre advertising for nowadays"- Yeah like ive never heard that you jackass.

"President bush is________ - im so sick of hearing his name. cliche city.

 

[Zeal]

"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?"

 

[KarmaSutra]

"Been there, done that." Drives me absolutely insane.

 

[ChrizZ]

"Stay away from my sister!!!"

 

[Quiksilver]

"Your mom <insert poorly constructed humor here>"

Primitive attempts at being funny and usually lose respect for people slinging "your mom" insults/jokes around.

 

[ItsOnNow]

When people talk in text speak.

 

[KarmaSutra]

When people talk in text speak.

ABSO-FVCKING-LUTELY!

OMG, OMFG, ROFL, LOL (especially) - All of that is pure drivel.

 

[KontrollerX]

ABSO-FVCKING-LUTELY!

OMG, OMFG, ROFL, LOL (especially) - All of that is pure drivel.

Which is why...

WE DO IT ALL THE TIME YA BOY!!! :crackup:

*reaches to high five KarmaSutra* :cheer:

 

[KarmaSutra]

Which is why...

WE DO IT ALL THE TIME YA BOY!!! :crackup:

*reaches to high five KarmaSutra* :cheer:

This is why I find you in such high regard! I laughed my ass off!


*reaches back to high five KontrollerX* :crazy:

 

[woods]

I can't stand when I'm working and someones says "Havin fun yet?"

Also, when people, (especially guys!) ask for a "ciggy" GAY!

I also hate all hip-hop speak, like "gimme a holla" "whats crackin?"

Oh, and the ever so popular "Where da bytches at?"

 

[Victory Unlimited]

How about these:


"It is what it is..." I HATE that statement almost as much as i hate it's previous equivalent: "Whatever...".

Both of those statements usually reek of an apathetic attitude that I find quite off-putting.

Also, here's another cliche saying that I hear on idiot-assed TV almost every day:

"You, are...NOT, the Father!!!!"

But hey, wait a minute...at least that one is usually GOOD news, though.

 

[logic1]

"If it was meant to be........................................."

 

[Faded Image]

If it aint broke, don't fix it.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Any woman who includes "fine dining" in her list of hobbies is typically scratched from my list.

 

[DJDamage]

When you come to work on monday and you aren't feeling really well and someone says: " Sounds like someone has a case of the monday's"

I believe you should get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

"i know, right?"

"what the *fuck* is up?!" ...is that even necessary?

stupid females calling their friends bitches, sluts and whores just because they can when no one else can... and smile it off as if they're cute. (girls like this are embarrassing to even know. makes you /facepalm when you hear them say that.)

leet speak is fun... and hot when a girl understands and sarcastically jokes around with it.

 

[WesCottII]

"like"

It's like, near the supermarket.

Like near? it either IS or it ISN'T.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

"Step up to the plate"

Nothing makes me think I'm talking to a tool faster than when I hear a guy utter this phrase. It is invariably spoken by a guy who's never 'stepped up' himself or is glad you did so he wont have to, but will gladly take the credit himself.

I also automatically despise anyone who uses my own name in every third sentence. ",..and you know, Rollo, that's why,...blah blah,.." Nothing says "I'm selling you" faster than when a guy uses my name in conversation.

 

[Rebound Material]

"When in doubt, sound it out."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk

 

[Centaurion]

Any woman who includes "fine dining" in her list of hobbies is typically scratched from my list.

Same here, and also whenever I hear a chick say "soulmate" I get an urge to puke.