"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Most annoying sayings/verbal cliches?

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What are your least favorite cliches or sayings that people spout out every day?

Mine are:

"I hate seeing commercials and you dont even know what theyre advertising for nowadays"- Yeah like ive never heard that you jackass.

"President bush is________ - im so sick of hearing his name. cliche city.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Your mom <insert poorly constructed humor here>"

Primitive attempts at being funny and usually lose respect for people slinging "your mom" insults/jokes around.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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KarmaSutra said:
ABSO-FVCKING-LUTELY!

OMG, OMFG, ROFL, LOL (especially) - All of that is pure drivel.
Which is why...

WE DO IT ALL THE TIME YA BOY!!! :crackup:

*reaches to high five KarmaSutra* :cheer:
 

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KontrollerX said:
Which is why...

WE DO IT ALL THE TIME YA BOY!!! :crackup:

*reaches to high five KarmaSutra* :cheer:
This is why I find you in such high regard! I laughed my ass off!


*reaches back to high five KontrollerX* :crazy:
 

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I can't stand when I'm working and someones says "Havin fun yet?"

Also, when people, (especially guys!) ask for a "ciggy" GAY!

I also hate all hip-hop speak, like "gimme a holla" "whats crackin?"

Oh, and the ever so popular "Where da bytches at?"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How about these:


"It is what it is..." I HATE that statement almost as much as i hate it's previous equivalent: "Whatever...".

Both of those statements usually reek of an apathetic attitude that I find quite off-putting.

Also, here's another cliche saying that I hear on idiot-assed TV almost every day:

"You, are...NOT, the Father!!!!"

But hey, wait a minute...at least that one is usually GOOD news, though.:up:
 

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"If it was meant to be........................................."
 

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If it aint broke, don't fix it.

AHHHHHHHHHHH
 

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Any woman who includes "fine dining" in her list of hobbies is typically scratched from my list.
 

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When you come to work on monday and you aren't feeling really well and someone says: " Sounds like someone has a case of the monday's"

I believe you should get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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"i know, right?"

"what the *fuck* is up?!" ...is that even necessary?

stupid females calling their friends bitches, sluts and whores just because they can when no one else can... and smile it off as if they're cute. (girls like this are embarrassing to even know. makes you /facepalm when you hear them say that.)

leet speak is fun... and hot when a girl understands and sarcastically jokes around with it.
 

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"like"

It's like, near the supermarket.

Like near? it either IS or it ISN'T.
 

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"Step up to the plate"

Nothing makes me think I'm talking to a tool faster than when I hear a guy utter this phrase. It is invariably spoken by a guy who's never 'stepped up' himself or is glad you did so he wont have to, but will gladly take the credit himself.

I also automatically despise anyone who uses my own name in every third sentence. ",..and you know, Rollo, that's why,...blah blah,.." Nothing says "I'm selling you" faster than when a guy uses my name in conversation.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Any woman who includes "fine dining" in her list of hobbies is typically scratched from my list.
Same here, and also whenever I hear a chick say "soulmate" I get an urge to puke.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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