most AFC songs of all time

[Ricky]

John Mayer
Your bodys a wonderland

Girls love that song though and that AFC is going out with Jessica Simpson now supposedly. What a tool.

You know Pretty Woman is a good song when Van Halen plays it at 120 decibels. Just doesnt seem so AFC then, especially with the Intruder intro.

 

[Nighthawk]

You know Pretty Woman is a good song when Van Halen plays it at 120 decibels. Just doesnt seem so AFC then, especially with the Intruder intro.

Very true. It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it.

For your consideration, When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman by Dr Hook (I love this song though, even though his AFCness will ensure he loses that hottie)


When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard
Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It never ends
You know that it's crazy
You want to trust her
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone

Maybe it's just an ego problem
Problem is, Iv'e been fooled before
By fair weathered friends and faint hearted lovers
And everytime it happens
It just convinces me more

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You look for lies
Everybody tempts her
Everybody tells her
She's the most beautiful woman they know

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You keep looking for lies




and of course this. I like Radiohead now, but it took me a while to forgive them this whine-a-thon

When you were here before
Couldnt look you in the eye
Youre just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
Youre so ****in special

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.

I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around
Youre so ****in special
I wish I was special

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.

Shes running out again,
Shes running out
Shes run run run running out...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
Youre so ****in special
I wish I was special...

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.
I dont belong here.

 

[Bonhomme]

It took me a while to warm up to Radiohead because "Creep" was such a blatant ripoff of the far superior "The Air That I Breathe," done by the Hollies.

But OK Computer brought me around in a big way.

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This brings to mind one time I was out dancing in a club, some Smiths ultra-whine fest was playing, and I said to one gal I know "I so can't relate to this song." She laughed loudly.