most AFC songs of all time

[Skilla_Staz]

Rollo, you don't know how much I fukkin hate that goddam song. I'd love to hear a shotgun blast during the chorus followed by a loud *THUD*

Ah yes. "You're Beautiful". Such a manly song about seeing a girl on a subway and not even talking to her and then writing a song about how you'll never be together and how shes so amazing and that you love her. Ah. :kick:

 

[Blusher]

Ah yes. "You're Beautiful". Such a manly song about seeing a girl on a subway and not even talking to her and then writing a song about how you'll never be together and how shes so amazing and that you love her. Ah. :kick:

That and the fact that the girl he makes eye contact with on the subway is with her boyfriend. Yet, regardless of her boyfriend's presence, she makes EC with AFC's that fall in love with her.

Go figure how it works in a AFC's mind... Anyway, they like the song...
BTW, I thought for a while that a girl was singing. such a manly song. :kick:

 

[Holland]

I bring my iPod to the gym and risk hearing loss from turning it up for no other reason than so I don't hear that fukken "You're Beautiful" song on the crappy top 40 garbage they insist on playing in the overhead. Every ounce of testosterone immediately leaves the male body from the first note of that song, which is extremely dangerous while lifting heavy weights in the gym.

I'm a music afficianado and I can pretty much appreciate aspects of all genres, but this song, this fukken song is everything that's wrong with the world. Never in the history of music has a song been such a celebration of emasculation.

You all feeling me here?

Definitely feeling ya, man.

I hate hearing that **** during work too. Maybe that's why I work in the sawing department of the store, so I can't hear that **** when I have to saw for the customers.
The radio is fuccking filled with AFC shiit about how you can never ever be happy again without a woman. I hate that James Blunt, goodbye my love song too. It makes me want to hit that guy for some reason.

simple plan - how could this happen to me

Word. That is the worst song I ever heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eWTVY3pq50



Emo sucks BTW

 

[dannowillbookem]

keep your hands to yourself

oh baby baby dont put my love on the shelf
she said dont gimme no lines and keep yo hands to yo'self

 

[diplomatic_lies]

This is one of the most AFC-est songs I've ever heard! Its called "Empire of Blood & Steel". Heres a brief lyric:

Young men of steel, rise to fight!
Fight for glory, fight for your empire,
Across the cursed lands of the damned,
Iron heels to crush our foe!

Drag our patriots through mud and flames,
Let us die for our glorious land!
Hail the empire, hail victory!
Hail our glorious reign of a hundred thousand years!

Typical AFC crybaby crap.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

That and the fact that the girl he makes eye contact with on the subway is with her boyfriend. Yet, regardless of her boyfriend's presence, she makes EC with AFC's that fall in love with her.

Go figure how it works in a AFC's mind... Anyway, they like the song...
BTW, I thought for a while that a girl was singing. such a manly song. :kick:

and then he sits on a cliff. and jumps off it in the video...right? sounds like a plan.

 

[ThreeStorms]

I hate that James Blunt Crap too, thanks Rollo for giving me a good laugh about such an evil, station-polluting, curse-inducing thing.
The second worst wussy song is probably the one where the lyics are something like "She's so high above me... she's so lovely... what could a guy like me ever offer"
That's the absolute peak of AFCness. Bad thing it is quite a catchy song, so even my brother, someone I'd consider a real man actually likes that ****.

 

[beyonder]

Chicago and Peter Cetera are unbearable to listen to.

just a few of many random examples..

I don't wanna live without your love,
I don't wanna face the night alone.
I could never make it through my life
If i had to make it on my own.
I don't wanna love nobody else,
I don't wanna find somebody new.
I don't wanna live without your love,
I just wanna live my life with you.

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You know our love was meant to be
The kind of love that lasts forever
And i need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time

You should know, everywhere i go
You're always on my mind, in my heart
In my soul

Chorus:
You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'
No one needs you more than i need you

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If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please don't go
If you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me
No baby please don't go

 

[beyonder]

I hate that James Blunt Crap too, thanks Rollo for giving me a good laugh about such an evil, station-polluting, curse-inducing thing.
The second worst wussy song is probably the one where the lyics are something like "She's so high above me... she's so lovely... what could a guy like me ever offer"
That's the absolute peak of AFCness. Bad thing it is quite a catchy song, so even my brother, someone I'd consider a real man actually likes that ****.

I actually really like James blunt's songs disreguarding the afcs of it all.

 

[Sanity_Cleaver]

You people are really sad. Music was meant to be emotional, its an art form. Get a life- all of you.

 

[The Juan and only]

i was eating lunch today and heard what I believe has to be one of the top 5 most AFC songs ever. It's the famous "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge. Take a look at the lyrics and tell me I'm wrong:

http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/lw2.shtml

Here are some highlights I picked at random, but pretty much the whole song is this sh*t:

"If she is bad, he can't see it
She can do no wrong"

"And sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way
It ought to be"

So that's my contribution to the list. If I find more I'll add them.

What about you guys? Heard anything so AFC that makes you want to puke lately?

You forgot

"Turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down ".

*cringe*

Anyway, my contribution would be most of the stuff from westlife, or the backstreet boys uch.

 

[American_Psycho]

Taking Back Sunday - You're So Last Summer

And all I (all I)
need to know (need to know)
is that I'm somethin you'll be missin'
(is that I'm somethin that you'll miss... it's pathetic)
(maybe I should hate you for this)
Maybe I should hate you for this
Never really did ever quite get that far
(maybe I should hate you for this)
Maybe I should hate you for this
Never really did ever quite get that...

I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to
I'll do what I got to
Unless I had to
I'll do what I go to, the truth
is you could slit my throat
and with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt

 

[Luthor Rex]

I have always taken issue with the lyrics to When A Man Loves A Woman. But for my money, 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' by George Jones documents the tragedy of oneitis to devastating effect. Read em and weep.
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He said "I'll love you till I die",
she told him "You'll forget in time"
As the years went slowly by,
she still preyed upon his mind

He kept her picture on his wall,
went half-crazy now and then
He still loved her through it all,
hoping she'd come back again

Kept some letters by his bed
dated nineteen sixty-two
He had underlined in red
every single "I love you"

I went to see him just today,
oh but I didn't see no tears
All dressed up to go away, first time
I'd seen him smile in years

He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

(Spoken)
You know,
she came to see him one last time.
Aww, 'n' we all wondered if she would.
And it kept runnin' through my mind
"this time he's over her for good."

He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

WOW :crazy:

Lyrics to slit your wrists by.

 

[insanity]

every smart artist knows that your #1's are in these puss fest love songs. how many rock songs reach number 1 nowadays. but yeah that your beautiful song makes me want to rip my ears off. but hey he's banging petra nemcova, so who am i to say that the song sucks

 

[Holland]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXE0B1sscqw

This song is very AFC. But it's a pretty cool song to listen to if you don't mind the lyrics

 

[Bonhomme]

First, I'll warn you that yopu might not want to be reminded of this song's existence if you've forgotten about it .... so I'll give you a chance to escape by scrolling down.
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That "Sometimes When We Touch" song. "Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much," etc. ad nauseum....

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

HOLLAND, I don't know if that so much AFC as it is a warning. Chump ass guys wont get it. I never understood the real meaning of that song until I'd been through a similar situation.

It's like "Self Esteem" by Offspring. It more like trying to get guys to see what they're doing.

 

[Holland]

Well. That's about as AFC as you can get. Giving a woman everything she wants and then getting frustrated because she disrespects you.

 

[wayword]

You know what I JUST realized after all these decades (which shows how deep our M@trix really goes)...is that our music is FULL of AFC guys IDOLIZING WOMEN...BUT, there are VERY FEW women writing songs IDOLIZING MEN! Where are all the female love ballads about Tom or Joe? Anyone???

 

[Nighthawk]

You know what I JUST realized after all these decades (which shows how deep our M@trix really goes)...is that our music is FULL of AFC guys IDOLIZING WOMEN...BUT, there are VERY FEW women writing songs IDOLIZING MEN! Where are all the female love ballads about Tom or Joe? Anyone???

'It's Raining Men' ?