"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Most AFC "poem" ever?

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Don't know the full story on this..yet, but a girl I know put this on webpage and I assume it's some crap a guy wrote/emailed to her. Read on and enjoy )

"You might not be her first, her last, or her only. She's cared about someone else before and possibly will again, but if she cares for you now, then what else matters? She's not perfect and you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect, but if she can make you laugh at least once, hold onto her & give her the most you can. She is probably not going to know all the football scores, she might not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break. So don't hurt her, don't change her & don't expect more than she can give. Don't over analyze, smile when she makes you happy, yell when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there..

Thanks for this I love it.. (she said this part)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That's written by a girl.

Secondly, that is not AS AFC as poems I've seen. This poem, (hold your breath folks), has TRUTH to it! (release)

"Say What!?"

I'm right, just go with it.

"So Master Don Juan, what are you so right about?"

She's not perfect :rolleyes:

:crackup:
 

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So this poem is canned? Did a girl really write this originally? OK some guy did send it to her and from what I could gather she planned to meet this guy tonight with the intentions of fvcking him. On top of that this guy not goodlooking, and he always "sweet" like this to her. She's really hot too with her pick of guys. Go figure..
 

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Originally posted by ketostix
So this poem is canned? Did a girl really write this originally? OK some guy did send it to her and from what I could gather she planned to meet this guy tonight with the intentions of fvcking him. On top of that this guy not goodlooking, and he always "sweet" like this to her. She's really hot too with her pick of guys. Go figure..
It came from somewhere, it's like those forwarded emails running around hotmail about how a guy should be perfect for a girl, and don't do this, don't do that bs.

Let it go, unless you posted with the intention of winning her?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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