"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Most AFC "poem" ever?

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Don't know the full story on this..yet, but a girl I know put this on webpage and I assume it's some crap a guy wrote/emailed to her. Read on and enjoy )

"You might not be her first, her last, or her only. She's cared about someone else before and possibly will again, but if she cares for you now, then what else matters? She's not perfect and you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect, but if she can make you laugh at least once, hold onto her & give her the most you can. She is probably not going to know all the football scores, she might not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break. So don't hurt her, don't change her & don't expect more than she can give. Don't over analyze, smile when she makes you happy, yell when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there..

Thanks for this I love it.. (she said this part)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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That's written by a girl.

Secondly, that is not AS AFC as poems I've seen. This poem, (hold your breath folks), has TRUTH to it! (release)

"Say What!?"

I'm right, just go with it.

"So Master Don Juan, what are you so right about?"

She's not perfect :rolleyes:

:crackup:
 

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So this poem is canned? Did a girl really write this originally? OK some guy did send it to her and from what I could gather she planned to meet this guy tonight with the intentions of fvcking him. On top of that this guy not goodlooking, and he always "sweet" like this to her. She's really hot too with her pick of guys. Go figure..
 

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Originally posted by ketostix
So this poem is canned? Did a girl really write this originally? OK some guy did send it to her and from what I could gather she planned to meet this guy tonight with the intentions of fvcking him. On top of that this guy not goodlooking, and he always "sweet" like this to her. She's really hot too with her pick of guys. Go figure..
It came from somewhere, it's like those forwarded emails running around hotmail about how a guy should be perfect for a girl, and don't do this, don't do that bs.

Let it go, unless you posted with the intention of winning her?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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