"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mosquitos are the ultimate beta orbitors

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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there is nothing wrong with this
lol

Even entomology is bluepilled.
 

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there is nothing wrong with this
The fact that he felt the need to add this is sad considering he's merely describing the behavior of an animal vastly different to humans. I wonder what he would say about the mantis where the female eats the head of the male after sex, killing him shortly after he fertilized her.
 

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I was at the gym yesterday and had 3 mosquitos chasing one basically around me nearby the bench press, I killed them all with ease since they werent even paying attention to me.
 

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As long as it isn't one of those giant mosquitos, I don't even know if they will try to suck your blood or just menacingly sit on a wall near a light
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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As long as it isn't one of those giant mosquitos, I don't even know if they will try to suck your blood or just menacingly sit on a wall near a light
I heard the large ones are the males. The females are the small normal ones you see and they suck the blood to feed the eggs they carry. So the females are the blood suckers that bite you. The males just hang out like a fly on the wall and don't do anything.

Just what I had been told, don't know if it is true, but some fun analogies can come out of that one.
 

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I heard the large ones are the males. The females are the small normal ones you see and they suck the blood to feed the eggs they carry. So the females are the blood suckers that bite you. The males just hang out like a fly on the wall and don't do anything.

Just what I had been told, don't know if it is true, but some fun analogies can come out of that one.
Omfg I went for a drive like 3 days ago and I left my windows closed with a small and big one inside, didn't think anything of it... The heat waves are making their numbers explode
 

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The fact that he felt the need to add this is sad considering he's merely describing the behavior of an animal vastly different to humans. I wonder what he would say about the mantis where the female eats the head of the male after sex, killing him shortly after he fertilized her.
What she probably meant is that there is nothing unusual about this kind of mosquito behaviour. Remember, this is being translated from Russian.
 

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The fact that he felt the need to add this is sad
It's not just sad, it's downright odd. Imagine other scientific observations with this kind of statement.
"Titan takes 16 days to orbit Saturn and to rotate once. There is nothing wrong with this".
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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