"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Morning cardio to burn fat?

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Alle_Gory said:
The H&F forum is full of pimply dweebs who think that doing curls and kickbacks counts as a workout and quote things they read in Men's Fitness.
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Give some names. I don't see many like this.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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mrRuckus said:
Give some names. I don't see many like this.
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I might start a flamewar if I do. Then its guaranteed we're going to do the 'why don't you post a picture' anonymity destroyer game.

I take back that statement.

I was wrong. Sosuave's fitess section contains the best training advice I have ever seen. Even better than all those forums geared specifically towards nutrition and training. Every single poster is ripped to the bone and in a position to give advice to others. Much like the Don Juan section of the site.

I'm sure that makes you feel better.
 
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guywhoneedshelp said:
Play a couple songs in Dance Dance Revolution when you wake up!
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How did you know I owned a DDR? I actually do the workout mode for 30 minutes as cardio some days.

As for my diet my main focus is eating more. I don't try to eat "clean" but I don't pig out on "bad" food either.

I just hit 150 and my BF may have dropped 1%.
 
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Maxtro said:
How did you know I owned a DDR? I actually do the workout mode for 30 minutes as cardio some days.

As for my diet my main focus is eating more. I don't try to eat "clean" but I don't pig out on "bad" food either.

I just hit 150 and my BF may have dropped 1%.
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150lbs? How tall are you?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm 5'6 which I've added to my sig.

Since I'm not tall or large framed my weight cap is much lower than larger guys. I wonder if I'd be able to hit 170 without raising my BF %.
 
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