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[5string]

Here we go again.

I only slept with a few guys before you = I only slept with a few dozen guys before you.
I never put out on the first date = I usually give it up on the first date.
I never give BJ's unless I'm in love = I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
You decide = I'm indecisive and really don't know WTF I want.
We need to talk = I'm gonna dump you.
I hated my father = I'm easy and like men who abuse me.
I'm pregnant = Oh goodie! More child support!
I don't wanna use a condom = I'm irresponsible and don't care if I get pregnant.
Do you think these panties are sexy? = All the other guys did.
Those pornos and that vibrator belong to my room mate = I hope he doesn't look in the box in my closet!

Strictly for entertainment purposes.

 

[oneboy21]

We should merge all the three threads to one

 

[Mike32ct]

"I don't feel any chemistry between us." = You're not attractive and you don't make my 'gina tingle.

"Just tell me truth about what you did with that other woman, and we can put it behind us." = As soon as I get the truth out of you, I will dump/divorce your sorry cheating a$s.

"I like a guy with confidence.". = I like a HOT guy who is aggressive enough to make a move on me. Less attractive guys that are confident enough to approach and make a move are called creepers.

 

[oneboy21]

"I prefer a man that likes to be active but also has a 'bigboned' body type": i like big penis

 

[Bible_Belt]

In any LTR, when a woman begins a sentence with the word "we," she means "you."

For example, a woman who has never touched a lawn mower will say to you, "we really need to mow the yard." Translated, this means, "YOU...mow the yard."

 

[Mike32ct]

"I prefer a man that likes to be active but also has a 'bigboned' body type": i like big penis

"I like a big guy. It makes me feel protected." = I like a big guy who can throw me around in the bedroom.

 

[oneboy21]

here is a funny profile i came across, if you have POF check this out
"JJJ8794"

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=30528624

 

[oneboy21]

I like a guy with good sense of humor: i am really boring and need some one to crack me up all the time.

 

[Mike32ct]

"I haven't had s@x in a year.". = I haven't gotten any since last week.

"I haven't dated anyone in a long time." = I have a long term F-buddy.

 

[Mike32ct]

"He's hot." = He's hot.

"You're hot/cute." = You're hot/cute.

"You're tall." = See "You're hot/cute" listed above.

"I want you inside me." = I want you inside me.

"I want to break up." = I want to break up.

Sometimes women don't speak in code lol.

 

[pdx1138]

FBUDDY speak:

"can't tonight, I have to be good" = not giving it today

"lets take a nap" = lay down for 15min then get to it

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

"I think of you as a brother." = "I'd consider sex with you to be incest."

 

[xdreamz]

man these interpretations be taking a lotta effort.

i thought "i'm pregnant" means "i want to continue the relationship and i'm afraid ur gona dump me"

 

[Bible_Belt]

I pay all the bills in this house.

I pay all of the bills in this house, usually with your money.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Yea sure = No

 

[thinkinblue613]

I'm not a b*tch! = I'm a b*tch and won't admit it.

 

[PokerStar]

i have nothing to wear = lets go shopping

 

[thinkinblue613]

Do I look fat? = I am so fat right now.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

You are too nice = you lack masculinity.

You remind me of my brother = I am repulsed at the thought of dating you.

There was no chemistry = You are not hot.


Online dating:

I have meat on my bones = I am fat.

I am not the barbie type = I am fat.

I am confortable with my body = I am fat.

I have curves = I am fat.

If you are looking for an anorexic chick, move on, I am not for you = I am fat.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

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