"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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more faggot $hit

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They had it right at the beginning when they changed Pac Man into Ms. Pac Man. It's easier to play, the music is cuter, there's love and kisses, it's flirting as she runs towards then runs away, and basically, she eats all day long.
 

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What a lot of morons who support feminist ideals don't realize is these "stereotypes" and "pressures" society puts on women to.. um.. actually ACT like women is what makes most women ACT like women.

Historically women have been kept in line because men were a real threat to the quality of their lives. If they wanted a good life, they had to keep men happy. This is not the case anymore.

Once you tell women they are equal (or better) than men and they can act as they please with no negative consequences.. what do you think will happen? The same thing that happens when you don't discipline kids: They become selfish, narcissistic, bratty, careless, out of control, sociopaths.

Men continue to give women more and more control when there is no personal or societal benefit to doing so. :crazy:
 

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I'm down with feminist, to be honest

1. if they want to join the army, and fight in wars so be it

2.if they want to work hard labor jobs so be it

but if they are going to be feminist be one 100 percent, and don't back out when the fire gets hot in the kitchen, don't run behind a man when your life is in danger. Don't run up to a man expecting child support when you get pregnant, don't hit a man expecting not to get hit.

That's my only problem with these feminist
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Fatal Jay said:
I'm down with feminist, to be honest

1. if they want to join the army, and fight in wars so be it

2.if they want to work hard labor jobs so be it

but if they are going to be feminist be one 100 percent, and don't back out when the fire gets hot in the kitchen, don't run behind a man when your life is in danger. Don't run up to a man expecting child support when you get pregnant, don't hit a man expecting not to get hit.

That's my only problem with these feminist
same here

except never hit a woman, unless youre a puzzy
 
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