"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
more faggot $hit
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
They had it right at the beginning when they changed Pac Man into Ms. Pac Man. It's easier to play, the music is cuter, there's love and kisses, it's flirting as she runs towards then runs away, and basically, she eats all day long.
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What a lot of morons who support feminist ideals don't realize is these "stereotypes" and "pressures" society puts on women to.. um.. actually ACT like women is what makes most women ACT like women.
Historically women have been kept in line because men were a real threat to the quality of their lives. If they wanted a good life, they had to keep men happy. This is not the case anymore.
Once you tell women they are equal (or better) than men and they can act as they please with no negative consequences.. what do you think will happen? The same thing that happens when you don't discipline kids: They become selfish, narcissistic, bratty, careless, out of control, sociopaths.
Men continue to give women more and more control when there is no personal or societal benefit to doing so. :crazy:
Historically women have been kept in line because men were a real threat to the quality of their lives. If they wanted a good life, they had to keep men happy. This is not the case anymore.
Once you tell women they are equal (or better) than men and they can act as they please with no negative consequences.. what do you think will happen? The same thing that happens when you don't discipline kids: They become selfish, narcissistic, bratty, careless, out of control, sociopaths.
Men continue to give women more and more control when there is no personal or societal benefit to doing so. :crazy:
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I'm down with feminist, to be honest
1. if they want to join the army, and fight in wars so be it
2.if they want to work hard labor jobs so be it
but if they are going to be feminist be one 100 percent, and don't back out when the fire gets hot in the kitchen, don't run behind a man when your life is in danger. Don't run up to a man expecting child support when you get pregnant, don't hit a man expecting not to get hit.
That's my only problem with these feminist
1. if they want to join the army, and fight in wars so be it
2.if they want to work hard labor jobs so be it
but if they are going to be feminist be one 100 percent, and don't back out when the fire gets hot in the kitchen, don't run behind a man when your life is in danger. Don't run up to a man expecting child support when you get pregnant, don't hit a man expecting not to get hit.
That's my only problem with these feminist
Ms Pac Man. Funny. :crackup:Burroughs said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.