My moral dilemma is, "Should I drink decaf or regular coffee?" Should I subject ppl to the me on caffeine or the morose me on decaf? Sadly, I have but 1 true friend, so it wouldn't matter if I were caffeinated or not and answering every question in class to the disgust of others. S***, you mean to tell me I'm not post #100, someone beat me?!!!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Morals (attn: Maverick)
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