"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Crazy Asian

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Hey you guys.
Do you have any ideas on how to make money?
Something other than getting a job.
Maybe like something where i'm making a profit but also doing something good.

The reason is i need around 5000- 6000 dollars for a violin, and i hate asking my parents to buy me stuff. So if i could raise like $1000 by the end of summer 2008..... and maybe they could pay the rest, but i'd feel better.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Crazy Asian said:
...Do you have any ideas on how to make money?
Something other than getting a job. ...
Make money without working??....
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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A job is the most solid way to make money, but you could try doing work for your neighbors and adults you know. Winter is coming up so you may have some luck shoveling driveways... lol come to think of it, you could rake some leaves and maybe mow lawns if you can find the customers.
There isn't really a lot though unless you're into business meaning basically betting and buying stocks. Make sure to bank all of your money though, it's useless to just be carrying around all of that stuff.

Or I guess you could buy a used violin if you wanted.. lol

But if all else fails, you could join the prostitute industry :p
 

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haha used violins actually cost more than new ones.
 

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Haha this post is funny. You want money but don't want to work. Well I guess the only option is either to go to the casino and hope you come out big or steal a violin or money.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Crazy Asian

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the reason i don't want to work is because i won't be able to get the money fast enough.

and my parents won't let me get a job cause they think it'll effect my grades.

but maybe i could get a job over the summer and slowly pay them back?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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The Sperminator said:
Haha this post is funny. You want money but don't want to work. Well I guess the only option is either to go to the casino and hope you come out big or steal a violin or money.
I would have suggest stealing the money to but that wouldn't be making it. DUH, if we wants to make money, he should counterfeit it. But wait.... That would be work....

Damn Asian, you're screwed.
 

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Crazy Asian said:
The reason is i need around 5000- 6000 dollars for a violin, and i hate asking my parents to buy me stuff. So if i could raise like $1000 by the end of summer 2008..... and maybe they could pay the rest, but i'd feel better.
Please don't think this is trivial, because it is not. You want a violin, not need a violin. If you think you know this, I say you do not. Anyone that knows this as well as they should, always states it correctly.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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HandyAndy said:
Just dont ask for a car :p :nono:
What?? Haven't you seen the latest Fast and the Furious? They'll have him a ricer parked outside the moment he hits 16.

:crackup:
 

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sell your sh!t off craigslist or ebay. that's what i use to do when i needed money... anything i can find. you'll be surprise to what you can sell if you just look around the house.
 

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joey2times said:
What the fvck does this have to do with dating?
Yea

Why are u posting topics like this

Go post in anything else:down:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crazy Asian said:
Hey you guys.
Do you have any ideas on how to make money?
Something other than getting a job.

The reason is i need around 5000- 6000 dollars for a violin


4, 11, 24, 31, 33, 47 Bonus 15

Those numbers can get you money without working.


A violin? Talk about a chick magnet instrument.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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