"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mods sort it please

Tomatoes

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I was going to post but im going to wait until these child m0lestering sh!t eating sheepshaggers get banned and maybe get there nuts cut off while they are at it. :moon:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The mods arnt ON yat unfortionetly (i think they said something about having a life, or something along those lines). They sure could use extra help.
 

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Make me a MOD!!! I would love to clean this filthy forum.
 

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If they havent got the relative coverage maybe they need to make apprentice mods with limited powers. Deleting threads and such but maybe not banning?

Make one or 2 of the heavy regulars into them...

Its a real pity we are having to talk about this situation when alot of AFCs out there need advice.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Desdinova said:
We're working on the problem... please stand by
Excellent.

Thanks Desdinova. Good stuff :up:


Sarge On!
 

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Invisible mode makes things more fun.
 

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Tomatoes said:
Deleting threads and such but maybe not banning?
I don't know where this misconception started, but let me emphasize this point MODS HAVE NO BANNING POWER all we do is point out to the site administrator Allen trolls and other people who deserves bans, then he checks the person and decides if they deserve it or not.

We can only delete, close, and move thread. Little more.
 

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There are some things that vBBoards can do that would help the situation. I don't want to detail them here because then it would be easier for those who want to get around them, but I can PM some of the mods or admin about them if interested.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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