penkitten
Master Don Juan
you mean 22 dont you?Originally posted by AFK Protector
Did I say 16? That was typo. I clearly meant 21.
cause you should never say 21, we know you are bluffing...
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
you mean 22 dont you?Originally posted by AFK Protector
Did I say 16? That was typo. I clearly meant 21.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I got two, so you can have one...Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
I feel very deprieved now. I want nuts! (wow someone is totally gonna quote me on that one).
Originally posted by Eternal
I got two, so you can have one...
Only because Fist pointed out the packages AREN'T condoms..
Fist - Let the mile high sexing continue.
What do you think pen? A plane on the way to Florida in May?Originally posted by penkitten
*** hides in the airplane linen closet with the camera***
*** labels tape "mile highing"***
Ohh...Suacey.Originally posted by penkitten
*** hides in the airplane linen closet with the camera***
*** labels tape "mile highing"***
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
yesh! and i have never been in an airplane bathroom, or an airplane eitherOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
What do you think pen? A plane on the way to Florida in May?
An airplane virgin! Quick Gio, help her!Originally posted by penkitten
yesh! and i have never been in an airplane bathroom, or an airplane either![]()
Snazzy? Hell, Fist and I are that skinny that we can fit.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
LOL. Geez. What kind of snazzy planes do you guys fly in that the bathrooms are not only big enough for sex, but there are linen closets in there too!?
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
How the hell would you know!? We are on Southwest!Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
with sex-sized bathrooms and linen closets
I'm an airplane virgin too, but I'll see what I can do.Originally posted by Eternal
An airplane virgin! Quick Gio, help her!![]()
*Sigh* It's gonna be awkward and uncomfortable because you two are virgins..Erm, airplane virgins...Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm an airplane virgin too, but I'll see what I can do.
yay! we can be virgins together sweetheart.Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm an airplane virgin too, but I'll see what I can do.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Still, how do you know the bathrooms are big enough for sex? *Starting to think Chris was right.*Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
Nope. I've only flown Southwest once...USAirways is cheaper...at least it has been.
I'm kiddin...you know that. Walkup is SO not my type...even if he is ripped and only answers to the name "Daddy"...Still, how do you know the bathrooms are big enough for sex? *Starting to think Chris was right.*
What about Bahn?Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
I'm kiddin...you know that. Walkup is SO not my type...even if he is ripped and only answers to the name "Daddy"...
airplane virgins that isOriginally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Aww. You virgins are so cute.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.