"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hot Ice

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Hey, where are you guys???
I've seen quite a lot of posts going around wildly without being posted in teh right forums..
Like wtf "Do tattoos add an element of sex appeal?" or "Stretch marks on boobs?" type of topics do in Don Juan Discussion???

I thought tattoos are anything else.
Also if you ask have anyone seen strech marks on boobs..

I could give more examples, but I think you get the point.

Thanks.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Well I'M here...!

And have you seen the deluge of posts posted daily in Discussion? It takes a while to sift through that stuff. Even with six moderators it's surely time-consuming.
 

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Re: Well I'M here...!

Originally posted by Von Neuen
And have you seen the deluge of posts posted daily in Discussion? It takes a while to sift through that stuff. Even with six moderators it's surely time-consuming.
Yeah, I know.
Just felt like to brag a little bit when the post is viewed over 800 times and it's in a wrong forum...

BTW. Come to #donjuan once in a while for chat.
 

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Von Neuen is here and Crazykid must not be.

The rest of us are, in fact, dead.
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by prosemont
Von Neuen is here and Crazykid must not be.

The rest of us are, in fact, dead.
*Raises hand out of coffin* I'm still here. *Gasp for air*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by crazykid
*Raises hand out of coffin* I'm still here. *Gasp for air*

LOL
Take a broom in your hands and go cleaning, fukkas! :D
 

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Come on Von, that tattoos thread was posted in here at one point. And at least six times everywhere else.
 

Cesare Cardinali

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I think the mods do a great job. You should see what kind of spam and junk would be on this place if they weren't here...However, if you don't like how things are run, then why not offer up your services for a moderator job? You can't really put it on your resumé but it would still be a worthwhile experience.
 
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