The Messiah
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i want to become a moderator, how do i go about this??
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Are you f*cking serious? If you get to become a moderator, i will refuse to be active on this site anymore!The Messiah said:i want to become a moderator, how do i go about this??
The sh*t you post is ridiculous, half the board wants you banned, let alone a moderator.
The Messiah
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your just jealous i haven't rewarded you with any of my feedback. i give praise where its due. If your not an retard i will makes sure to tell you! if you are i will insult you!Lust said:Are you f*cking serious? If you get to become a moderator, i will refuse to be active on this site anymore!
The sh*t you post is ridiculous, half the board wants you banned, let alone a moderator.
TillTheEndOfTime
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Creating threads about specific individuals is against forum policy. Especially attempting to create a motion to ban that individual based on a personal vendetta. It is disruptive and counter-productive to the forum community. You are in no position to be a moderator.The Messiah said:i want to become a moderator, how do i go about this??
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
The Messiah
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but i could make a difference. i could turn this forum around! how do i go about it?anyone know?
I don't think you can be a moderator after you were already banned.The Messiah said:but i could make a difference. i could turn this forum around! how do i go about it?anyone know?
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
No one who asks to be a mod becomes one
qftqweretyuiopas said:No one who asks to be a mod becomes one
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Yep, it was an inevitable truth. Why would some one who admittedly is only here to have fun and not help ever get to become a mod?DJDamage said:I don't think you can be a moderator after you were already banned.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.