"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Sexy_Malibu

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Originally posted by Eternal
Who said it was his ass you have to kiss? :p
Cutiepie said it... and if Cutiepie said it then it MUST be true, lol.

Don't worry though, I'm enough of an attention ***** to kiss ALL of your asses.

[although for the record, I'm not sure exactly when I WAS ass-kissing, but again, if Cutiepie said it then I MUST have been. ;)]
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by CutiepiieReturns
AND IF YOU KISS HIS ASS *AS U WERE* AND LICK HIS BALLS...

TA DAAAA YOU WILL BECOME A MODERATOR
Looks for "Moderator" under penkitten's name... *shrug*

There goes that theory.
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Looks for "Moderator" under penkitten's name... *shrug*

There goes that theory.
o elephant shoes!
 

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Allen needs an Urban hardass side-kick so he can say izzle freely.

You know you want to,Allen.

"So-swizzle is that shizzle,my nizzle."
"Your siggnit is too lizzong,playa."

Tha Realness- I'll bring order and a scary amount of cursing to every thread.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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SDFUandDie

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Originally posted by Tha Realnezz
Allen needs an Urban hardass side-kick so he can say izzle freely.

You know you want to,Allen.

"So-swizzle is that shizzle,my nizzle."
"Your siggnit is too lizzong,playa."

Tha Realness- I'll bring order and a scary amount of cursing to every thread.
let me get what hes smoking...

:cool: :cool:
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I dunno, alls I know is you aren't there yet.
Now that is a good reply ASSA...uhh nevermind.

You really know how to charm the ladies don't you ASSA....uh nevermind.

I think the mods are chosen by who has the least in social things such as:

1. a life
2. ability to actually go out and meet NEW women, not old ones or girlfriends or wives.
3. Intelligence (yeah I'm applying it to social skills too)
4. Maturity. Look at the common age 18-25.
5. Good looks. No wonder they are afraid to show their faces!
6. I think Halter Skizzo said most of the other qualities.
 
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When it's most darkest hour is present...don't despair there is always hope.

Even on this dark hole of societies misfits there is still a chance for nerds and geeks to meet and actually date HB10's.

Yes nerds can come of their own. I invite all of the beautiful people to come and watch the happenings on this illustrious meeting ground of goobs and square pants gomer pyles.

You guys can actually meet and date and even marry a HB10!

It doesn't matter that you look like columbine rejects ready to blow some poor innocent kids up just cause you can't fit in...

NOOOOO

All you have to do is apply as the moderator of Sosuave and you can have your revenge on all the little people whom you have hated and envied all of your lives.

That is all it really takes to Mod here.

A burning desire to get revenge on the other people.
 

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I would think the last person who should be a Mod is a person who has a million ideas on how to make the site better, who has a long list of people they want to ban and those who generally WANT BADLY to be a Mod to begin with.
 
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