"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mmm MILF
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mahon83050
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How was it?Suicide said:
How old was she?
Older women aged 35-50 who still look good are THE SEXIEST!!
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Dude, wipe off your lip; you have a MILF moustache.Suicide said:
Talk about amazing sex too! I'm serious, you guys need to get ya'll hands on one of these. They will rock your world. I didn't believe it until now.
Sexual prime boys, sexual prime...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
mahon83050
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Did you meet her at a bar?Suicide said:
At the hotel this past weekend there were multiple high school reunions. Some of these 38 year old and 48 year old Cougars were sexy as hell and I could'nt wait to get home and wank it...haha.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Hey, we were all 18 once...STR8UP said:
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Tons of HOT MILFS in hotel bars.mahon83050 said:
Hahahaha.mahon83050 said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!!Suicide said:
Bible_Belt said:Some of the best sex I've had was with a chick probably pushing 60
I love it when the confessions start rollin', they get more and more bold until someone pipes in and goes way over the line. What can I say? At least the GILF would be able to show me a few things in bed...mmm, wisdom. Then she can regale me with stories from the roaring 20's.Francisco d'Anconia said:Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
shop until I die!
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That's pretty disgustingBible_Belt said:Some of the best sex I've had was with a chick probably pushing 60