"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
mmm MILF
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
mahon83050
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How was it?Suicide said:
How old was she?
Older women aged 35-50 who still look good are THE SEXIEST!!
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Dude, wipe off your lip; you have a MILF moustache.Suicide said:
Talk about amazing sex too! I'm serious, you guys need to get ya'll hands on one of these. They will rock your world. I didn't believe it until now.
Sexual prime boys, sexual prime...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mahon83050
Banned
Did you meet her at a bar?Suicide said:
At the hotel this past weekend there were multiple high school reunions. Some of these 38 year old and 48 year old Cougars were sexy as hell and I could'nt wait to get home and wank it...haha.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Hey, we were all 18 once...STR8UP said:
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Tons of HOT MILFS in hotel bars.mahon83050 said:
Hahahaha.mahon83050 said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!!Suicide said:
Bible_Belt said:Some of the best sex I've had was with a chick probably pushing 60
I love it when the confessions start rollin', they get more and more bold until someone pipes in and goes way over the line. What can I say? At least the GILF would be able to show me a few things in bed...mmm, wisdom. Then she can regale me with stories from the roaring 20's.Francisco d'Anconia said:Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
shop until I die!
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That's pretty disgustingBible_Belt said:Some of the best sex I've had was with a chick probably pushing 60