"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MM Forum---PLEASE give this guy advice before he ruins his life

Jeffst1980

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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1455206&posted=1#post1455206

The OP had been living with a friend, and eventually started hooking up with her. He had made a series of threads of all the cruel and disrespectful behavior she's exhibited towards him, yet somehow agreed to be her boyfriend and buy a house with her. He is doing this after 6 months of being mistreated and getting very little sex in the meantime. Since she makes an income below the poverty line, she is having HIM pay the mortgage. They are slated to move in in 2 weeks.

Even if I don't always share the same opinions as some on the forum, I know we're all on the same page on this one. I also know that if anyone can get this guy to change his mind before it's too late, it's the posters in here. Let's mobilize the troops on this one.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dear Jeff,
Whom the Gods would destroy,they first send mad.....
 

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A fool and his money are soon parted.

Life will be the best teacher this idiot will ever have.
 
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