"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mixed signals, oneitis...

realsmoothie

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da_hunter said:
On my way out, I go in for a kiss and get the heissman trophy.
Heh, I like that one. Will have to use it.

Geez, man, she sucks. You did what you could, she just wasn't into it (God knows why) but she was too much of a wimpette to come out and say it.

She might be thirty... but she's basically acting eleven. You're a LOT better off without her. Now get the hell out there...!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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She did give me some tips though regarding how I act on dates. I realize that I have problems being 'lively and animated' (C+F basically). This is partly because I have a psychological problem called 'Asperger's syndrome'. One of the symptoms of Aspergers is it makes you act stiff and talk like a robot, it's one of the things I work on in my therapy.

But honestly, I thought I was doing ok in this situation, but apparently not. She told me - 'you are so quiet all the time'.
 
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