"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anomalous

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So me and two other guys go out sarging. One of them just sits at the side reading something, so he's out, (he didn't approach one girl the whole night).

The other, well i approach this one ask her whats she thinks about so and so, whatever....... But then there's this fine girl that I tell the Chump to go approach, i even told him exaclty what to say. What does that motherfuker do?.............
NOTHING...........HE FVCKING BLEW IT (this was his thrid blow out on an attempt). So she left and this motherfvker just walks around but never really approaches. I sacrafised the few girls that were even out tonight for him. WTF do he do?.............NOTHING. There was no doubt in my mind that i could have gotten her digits.

EDIT: I yelled at his dumbass for not doing anything and making me miss my chance. You think that anger would drive him to chance..........NO IS TOO MUCH OF A CHUMP.......END OF STORY.

Lesson learned:

Don't give the guy next to you, the opportunity to appoarch because he wont do anything so he missed out and so did you.





That motherfuker, I hope i never go sarging with his dumb@$$ ever again. He wasted my whole night. What a biotch.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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haha... hard luck. maybe you could have motivated him by picking up a girl in front of him
 

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One good way to get an AFC to start approaching is to ask which girls he thinks are hot. Then help him open those women, and if he still doesn't do it, then he's got bigger problems that you can't solve for him.
 

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Originally posted by Noob
hey dude chill we all gotta start from some where... give it about a year and he could be the best DJ youve ever met..does he know about this website (im guessing not) well introduce him to it!
Yea, he knew about it in from 3 years ago, if not more. But his dumb@$$ is too stupid to go online on this site. Last time he visited was when the site was black and gold (remember that).





Originally posted by sinner
haha... hard luck. maybe you could have motivated him by picking up a girl in front of him
I did but he, was there laughing as the was talking to her. What a dumb@$$.


EDIT: I was going to get the other girl, I asked him, "do you want to see me do it. He didn't say anything, he just walked away.



Originally posted by Damian
One good way to get an AFC to start approaching is to ask which girls he thinks are hot. Then help him open those women, and if he still doesn't do it, then he's got bigger problems that you can't solve for him.

Promblem was that there weren't that many hot girls out. The hot girl, well i told him exactly what to say and he didn't do it. But approaching hot girls is not even nesasarry. Approaching anyone is good, old, fat, young people it doesn't matter. I told him to talk to this one girl LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!










MORAL OF THE STORY............
DON'T GIVE A AFC POWER OVER YOU.
 

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Next time just go out by yourself or if you do go with them don't ask them ****. first girl u see apporach and if anything u chill with her he going to feel lonely his Afc ass got to sit there watching you playing with the girls. Or open a set and have him wing for u. start with some ugs he probably to nervous cause she looks good.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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FIND A BETTER WINGMAN!!!!

If this guy is as much of a loser as you say he is, than it's his own problem...Lose the loser and go find a real wingman.
 

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so why didnt U approach those girls,huh? all talk..oo i bet i ould have got her digits. yea right man u r all talk
 
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