"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Miserable *****

thelittleprince

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I'm spending a week on holiday. First day the waitress/general bod having a conversation I asked her name and she cracked a big embarrassed smile which she tries to hide by pretending to get a glass from behind the bar.

Anyway next day she is cold miserable ares hole. I wanted to ask her toman up and stop being a tit.

Simole question here - Is this some sort of **** test or is she just a ****ing miserable *****?

If she is **** testing me I'm thinking **** you your here to provide a service which I've paid for.

It's a bit of a weird one because in no other scenario could or would you expect to be treated with courtesy. I'm trying to work out whether I'm being needy by expecting to be treated with courtesy. I want to complain because to be Frank this hotel is a really poor facility branded as a surf accommodation its a sham and doesn't cater for surfers unique needs when we are staying away.

What would you do?

Daniel
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I would man up, stop being a d1ck, go surfing and get laid.
 

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I'd stop whining like a little entitled princess and move out to somewhere where it meets my standards.

I find that Hilton and Hyatt meets and even exceeds it.
 

marvinlfloresq

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I would go elsewhere & stop complaining. She does not owe you. Its not a test. You are projecting your emotions on a stranger.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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