"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mila Kunis

Would you toss Mila Kunis's Salad?

  • Hell yessssss!

    Votes: 20 58.8%
  • No, she's over rated there are hotter chicks

    Votes: 5 14.7%
  • I wouldn't toss any girl's salad, that's nasty!

    Votes: 4 11.8%
  • I am not into tossing anyone's salad but seeing Mila suddenly makes me want to!

    Votes: 5 14.7%

  • Total voters
    34

Reyaj

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speed dawg said:
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA......

This is literally hysterical. Seeing all you guys sit here and say that Mila Kunis would do nothing for you. Bullsh*t. I mean, I know you're all pros at the game and everything, but again, bullsh*t. I would toss that salad as far up in her as my tongue would go. Lick her taint and suck that sh*t dry. Yeah, I said it.

Keep in mind that purely physical. That's her walking up to me naked and saying "Do whatever you want". Would I put up with her sh*t? I don't know, don't know anything about her except what she looks like in that pic and the character she played on 70s show. In that case, no, the pvssy ain't worth it.

I'm with iqqi on this one.
Couldn't have said it better myself lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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azanon

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Maybe I overlooked it, but the worst part about Mila that plenty of chicks have, is that she has absolutely NO ASS. They had to get her an ass double in FWB. Search the net pics and see for yourself.

Don't get me wrong, she has a really cute face and eyes. But no ass, and not much tit to speak of either.

Besides, Megan Fox is so much hotter: http://www.imagebam.com/image/42bd5428177600
 

BigJimbo

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She would be just an old hag in Ukraine if her family hadn't left. Really below average. The West just has a horrible pool of attractive girls these days. Immigration patterns don't help much. In saying that, all of you boys would do her and BEG for seconds. You would wash her dirty clothes, clean her home, fix her meals, etc. You have been trained for that in America. Plus, just look around you. Do you see attractive females? Nope. You are basically screwed.

Like any of your mothers looked like her :crackup: Nope. They never did. They did bang a bunch of guys before your father (the chump) came around and married her. The same will go for you.
 

godofanxiety

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Burroughs said:
to know if mila is hot you must look beyond the surface...hollywood makeup artists are amazing and skilled they can make a cokehead look like ms universe.

mila is far uglier that you can possibly imagine sans makeup

she is pretty hideous

think i'm lying?

want to challenge me...

really?

ok

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MRlZC3RD2...pu1iDQ/s1600/Mila_Kunis_Without_Makeup_08.jpg

try not to throw up

idiots need to stop buying into the hollywood myth
lololol

how can you not like Steve Buscemi's eyes on a woman?

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshowajax/158453/chicks-with-steve-buscemi-eyes.slideshow
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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