"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Michelle Bachman for president!

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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LMAO! Thanks for the laugh man. She is such a joke on all fronts it's funny.

I was really hoping it wasn't a serious thread.
 
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I know her husband is thinking "damn, I haven't gotten a BJ in 20 years"

I was thinking exactly the same thing, but I didn't know who he was at first. I had to look it up. It does make sense that he's her husband. He looks like he's about to rape her out of sexual frustration.

American politics...so hard to swallow :eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you want America to eat d!ck for 4 more years vote Bachman or Obama, or any other c0ck gobler in there -- agenda they'll be executing is the same, wars, false flag terror, and you taking that sausage in your ass.


I'd vote for Ron Paul.
 
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Drdeee said:
If you want America to eat d!ck for 4 more years vote Bachman or Obama, or any other c0ck gobler in there -- agenda they'll be executing is the same, wars, false flag terror, and you taking that sausage in your ass.


I'd vote for Ron Paul.
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Possibly the only post you've ever made that I would agree on. Ron Paul is more popular on the internet though rather than among mainstream people so its going to be a hard win.
 
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Mainstream media plain ignores Ron Paul. But even with that he is more popular than anyone else.
 
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Danger said:
I know a huge amount of people locally who are Ron Paul fans. People that I only know through normal day to day activities.

At my dentist the other day I saw the office manageer had www.zerohedge.com up on his computer and we started talking about how great the site is for information.....his first words were "We are a big Ron Paul office here, we all love him.".

My boss at work is a Ron Paul fan......The guy that manages our pensions is a Ron Paul fan.....The Real Estate agent I was just dealing with is a Ron Paul fan......

I am shocked at the number of people I run into that support him.....and how little that translates into any Media coverage and the active sabotaging by the GOP to keep him from getting the nomination.
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I was a big Ron Paul supporter in 2008.....my views on social spending have moved more left since then but I still support his basic message of freedom, sound money, and ending the corporate welfare/warfare state.

The fact is, regardless of your political stripe, Ron Paul is truly a man of the people and that is evidenced by the fact that he draws support from conservatives, liberals, and independents. A true uniter. This man deserves our vote.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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