"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Michelle Bachman for president!

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LMAO! Thanks for the laugh man. She is such a joke on all fronts it's funny.

I was really hoping it wasn't a serious thread.
 

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I know her husband is thinking "damn, I haven't gotten a BJ in 20 years"

I was thinking exactly the same thing, but I didn't know who he was at first. I had to look it up. It does make sense that he's her husband. He looks like he's about to rape her out of sexual frustration.

American politics...so hard to swallow :eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you want America to eat d!ck for 4 more years vote Bachman or Obama, or any other c0ck gobler in there -- agenda they'll be executing is the same, wars, false flag terror, and you taking that sausage in your ass.


I'd vote for Ron Paul.
 

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Drdeee said:
If you want America to eat d!ck for 4 more years vote Bachman or Obama, or any other c0ck gobler in there -- agenda they'll be executing is the same, wars, false flag terror, and you taking that sausage in your ass.


I'd vote for Ron Paul.
Possibly the only post you've ever made that I would agree on. Ron Paul is more popular on the internet though rather than among mainstream people so its going to be a hard win.
 

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Mainstream media plain ignores Ron Paul. But even with that he is more popular than anyone else.
 

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Danger said:
I know a huge amount of people locally who are Ron Paul fans. People that I only know through normal day to day activities.

At my dentist the other day I saw the office manageer had www.zerohedge.com up on his computer and we started talking about how great the site is for information.....his first words were "We are a big Ron Paul office here, we all love him.".

My boss at work is a Ron Paul fan......The guy that manages our pensions is a Ron Paul fan.....The Real Estate agent I was just dealing with is a Ron Paul fan......

I am shocked at the number of people I run into that support him.....and how little that translates into any Media coverage and the active sabotaging by the GOP to keep him from getting the nomination.
I was a big Ron Paul supporter in 2008.....my views on social spending have moved more left since then but I still support his basic message of freedom, sound money, and ending the corporate welfare/warfare state.

The fact is, regardless of your political stripe, Ron Paul is truly a man of the people and that is evidenced by the fact that he draws support from conservatives, liberals, and independents. A true uniter. This man deserves our vote.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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